Quotes by Jerry

22: "I'm gonna make you wish you never died."
Jerry: "Most people wish that, 22."

This isn't the Great Beyond. It's the Great Before.

This loon thought the world was round. This nut married a duck. This vision of beauty tried to drown her grandchildren. Luckily, they were all ducks.

I'm just about at the end of my 24-hour shift. There it is. Well, back to work.