Quotes by Jerome "Jerry" Seinfeld

Jerome Seinfeld is a character from Seinfeld

Quotes by Jerome 'Jerry' Seinfeld

George: 'She calls me up at my office. She says, 'We have to talk.''
Jerry: 'Ugh. The four worst words in the English language.'
George: 'That or 'Whose bra is this?''
Jerry: 'That’s worse.'

Jerome Seinfeld in Seinfeld
 
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Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can’t do it in one push; you gotta rock it back and forth a few times and then it goes over.

Jerome Seinfeld in Seinfeld
 
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Women don’t respect salad eaters.

Jerome Seinfeld in Seinfeld
 
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George: 'Why do they make the condom packets so hard to open?'
Jerry: 'Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind.'

Jerome Seinfeld in Seinfeld
 
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George: 'You’re gonna over-dry your laundry.'
Jerry: 'You can’t over-dry.'
George: 'Why not?'
Jerry: 'Same reason you can’t over-wet.'

Jerome Seinfeld in Seinfeld, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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George: 'You’ve got to apologize.'
Jerry: 'Why?'
George: 'Because it’s the mature and adult thing to do.'
Jerry: 'How does that affect me?'

Jerome Seinfeld in Seinfeld
 
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That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.

ChristmasJerome Seinfeld in Seinfeld
 
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