I want to fly to Mars with Elon Musk and become a quintillionaire. Not a trillionaire - a quintillionaire.
I don't eat any crap in order to look hot.
I had a Russian girlfriend. We were kinda together. She wanted to sleep with me but I didn't want to, I wanted to save the energy for my videos.
Let me do 30 push-ups on one hand because I dropped the cap. This will never happen again.
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Facebook is manipulating the public almost everywhere on Earth. That is why they won't open source their algorithm.
Elon Musk - August 2023
ChatGPT is scary good. We are not far from dangerously strong AI.
Elon Musk - December 2022
Twitter is the PvP of social media.
Elon Musk - January 2023
Instagram makes people depressed & Twitter makes people angry. Which is better?
Elon Musk - January 2023
I will resign as CEO as soon as I find someone foolish enough to take the job!
Elon Musk - December 2022
Thanksgiving cuisine is such a delightful symphony of flavor!
Elon Musk - November 2022
We do have a very talented team here. So I think Tesla would continue to do very well even if I was kidnapped by aliens or went back to my home planet maybe.
Elon Musk - November 2022
Please note that Twitter will do lots of dumb things in coming months. We will keep what works & change what doesn't.
Elon Musk - November 2022
The bird is freed.
Elon Musk - October 2022, about taking over Twitter
The woke mind virus is making Netflix unwatchable.
Elon Musk - April 2022
Humanity will reach Mars in your lifetime. Without a common goal, humanity will fight itself. Moon brought us together in '69, Mars can do that in the future.
Elon Musk - July 2022
In the past I voted Democrat, because they were (mostly) the kindness party. But they have become the party of division & hate, so I can no longer support them and will vote Republican.
Elon Musk - May 2022
I strongly believe that all managers in a technical area must be technically excellent. Managers in software must write great software or it's like being a cavalry captain who can't ride a horse!
Elon Musk - May 2022
Free speech is the bedrock of a functioning democracy, and Twitter is the digital town square where matters vital to the future of humanity are debated.
Elon Musk - April 2022
By "free speech", I simply mean that which matches the law.
Elon Musk - April 2022
As for media sort of ownership, I mean, you've got Mark Zuckerberg owning Facebook and Instagram and WhatsApp, and with a share ownership structure that will have Mark Zuckerberg the 14th still controlling those entities.
Elon Musk - April 2022
Starlink has been told by some governments (not Ukraine) to block Russian news sources. We will not do so unless at gunpoint. Sorry to be a free speech absolutist.
Elon Musk - March 2022
Who controls the memes, controls the universe.
Elon Musk - February 2022
The duty of a leader is to serve their people, not for the people to serve them.
Elon Musk - February 2022
Thinking of quitting my jobs & becoming an influencer full-time. What do you think?
Elon Musk - December 2021
We are concerned about rapidly increasing use of fossil fuels for Bitcoin mining and transactions, especially coal, which has the worst emissions of any fuel.
Elon Musk - May 2021
If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion.
I hate when people confuse education with intelligence. You can have a bachelor's degree and still be an idiot.
Obviously Tesla is about helping solve the consumption of energy in a sustainable manner, but you need the production of energy in a sustainable manner.
Some people don't like change, but you need to embrace change if the alternative is disaster.
If humanity doesn't land on Mars in my lifetime, I would be very disappointed.
In the distant future, people may outlaw driving cars because it’s too dangerous. You can’t have a person driving a two-ton death machine.
People should pursue what they're passionate about. That will make them happier than pretty much anything else.
If you see German soldiers, don't panic. They are here to help.
Donald Tusk (about German soldiers helping with floodings in Poland) - September 2024
I will be casting my vote for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz in the 2024 Presidential Election. I'm voting for Kamala Harris because she fights for the rights and causes I believe need a warrior to champion them.
Taylor Swift - September 2024
Donald Trump was fired by 81 million people. Clearly he is having a very difficult time processing that.
Kamala Harris - September 2024
It's been the honor of my lifetime to serve as your president. I love the job - but I love my country more.
Joe Biden - August 2024
I am sorry on behalf of most, if not close to all, of Australia at this point. I'm sorry about Raygun and that we broke dancing.
Ozzy Man Reviews - August 2024
I don't think you understand how Australians work. Once we get a hold of a good quality meme, we drive it into the ground until we die. We're all still dropping the old "I pulled a Bradbury" and that happened over 20 years ago.
August 2024
I really appreciate the positivity and I'm glad I was able to bring some joy into your lives. That's what I hoped. I didn't realise that would also open the door to so much hate which has, frankly, been pretty devastating.
Rachael Gunn - August 2024
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