The best Quotes by Jenny McCarthy

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

The idea that vaccines are a primary cause of autism is not as crackpot as some might wish. Autism's 60-fold rise in 30 years matches a tripling of the U.S. vaccine schedule.

I know children regress after vaccination because it happened to my own son. Why aren't there any tests out there on the safety of how vaccines are administered in the real world, six at a time? Why have only two of the 36 shots our kids receive been looked at for their relationship to autism?

I do believe sadly it's going to take some diseases coming back to realize that we need to change and develop vaccines that are safe.

It can be hard for the cute girl. I was blond, cute, broke. I was beat up. I was thrown inside lockers. I was burned with cigarettes. My hair was lit on fire.

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Dewey Riley: "Do you have a gun?"
Sidney Prescott: "I'm Sidney Prescott. Natürlich hab ich ne Waffe."

Sidney Prescott in Scream - 5

There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance:
1) You can never have sex. The minute you get a little nookie, you're as good as gone. Sex always equals death.
2) Never drink or do drugs. The sin factor. It's an extension of number one.
And 3) Never, ever, ever, under any circumstances, say "I'll be right back."

Randy Meeks in Scream

Hey, you'd better check your conscience at the door, sweetie. I'm not here to be loved.

Gale Weathers in Scream

One generation's tragedy is the next one's joke.

Dewey Riley in Scream - 4

Randy: "Careful. This is the moment when the supposedly eliminated slayer comes back to life, for one last scare."
Sidney Prescott: "Not in my movie!"

Sidney Prescott in Scream

They're all the same. Some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can't act who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door. It's insulting.

Sidney Prescott in Scream

Sidney: "F you!"
Billy: "We've already played that game. Remember? You lost."

Billy Loomis in Scream

Don't you blame the movies. Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative.

Billy Loomis in Scream

We all go a little mad sometimes.

Billy Loomis in Scream

Craziness & Weirdness

Everybody dies but us. We get to carry on and plan the sequel, 'cause, let's face it, baby, these days you gotta have a sequel.

Stuart Macher in Scream

When I say hurry, please interpret that as, "move your fat tub of lard ass, NOW!"

Gale Weathers in Scream

You just won't die, will you? Who are you? Michael f*cking Myers?

Jill Roberts in Scream - 4

Mike Myers

You know what they say about Chicago. If you don't like the weather, wait fifteen minutes.

Ralph Kiner

Chicago

Why are there so many Latina's in Illinois?
Because that's where the Chica go.

Chicago Illinois

Take me away, like I overdosed on cocaine
Or take me away like a bullet from Kurt Cobain, suicide
I'm from a windy city like Do or Die

The Game - My Life, Album: LAX

Kurt Cobain Chicago

You can leave Chicago, but it will never leave you.

Chicago

Village idiot? Hello, Chicago is a city, not a village, and the best city in the world!

Lydia Berman in Thunder Force

Chicago

Looking at Chicago from outside the city in daylight is one of the most depressing sights in the world.

Neo Tribes in Cyberpunk 2077

Chicago

They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Illinois - and that's pretty much the same thing.

Illinois

For the soul, laughing is what oxygen is for the lungs.

Louis de Funès

Laughing & Smile

It's not about the absence of fear. It's overcoming it.

Emma Watson

Fear

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

Orson Welles

Men & Women

My philosophy is: It's none of my business what people say of me and think of me.

Anthony Hopkins

Self-Confidence Gossip & Rumors

My father always said, "Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf" - so I make sure I read.

Emilia Clarke

Books Reading

We think too much and feel too little.

Charlie Chaplin

Thinking Feelings & Emotions

If one does not attach himself to people and desires, never shall his heart be broken. But then, does he ever truly live?

Jackie Chan

Life Desire

One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real.

Klaus Kinski

Failures & Mistakes

I'm much more proud of being a father than being an actor.

Bruce Willis

I dream of a day where I walk down the street and hear people talk about Morality, Sustainibility and Philoshophy instead of the Kardashians.

Keanu Reeves

The Kardashians

It's easy to fool the eye but it's hard to fool the heart.

Al Pacino

Heart Eyes

I never thought I'd see in my life a black candidate running for President.

Samuel L. Jackson

Barack Obama 2008

You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see. But you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel.

Johnny Depp

Heart Feelings & Emotions Seeing

I'm a doer, and whether it was the tsunami in Sri Lanka or the earthquake in Indonesia, I was always saying, "I should be there; I should be helping out."

Paul Walker

Indonesia Helping

If I love you, I show you I love you every day. Little things, big things.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Love declerations

Some a-hole leaks it online and I'm like, you know, looking at the guy in the mirror brushing my teeth, "Dude, what have you done? This could be punishable by law!" But the internet forced the studio to say, "We're gonna make this movie", and 24 hours later, that movie had a green light.

Ryan Reynolds - September 2025

Deadpool

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