Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

Jeffrey Marshall Foxworthy is an American stand-up comedian, actor, television personality, radio personality and author. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White.

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You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

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That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

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If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'

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Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.

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Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.

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