Quote by Jay Leno (about Washington, D.C., Washington Wizards)

Quote by Jay Leno (about Washington, D.C., Washington Wizards)

The Washington Bullets are changing their name. They don't want their team to be associated with crime. From now on, they'll just be known as the Bullets.

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