Imagine if I had a real weapon!
Would you look at that? I finally have a real weapon.
Can't believe I used to fight with a lamppost. It'll be hard going back.
Garen, warlord of Vercentia. Did you ask your meemaw for bigger pauldrons?
What fuels this, you ask? A little bit of monster essence and a whole lotta' Jax.
My hobbies include saving people, defending kingdoms, and eating eggs boiled at optimal temperatures.
Now that I got this Avalon, remind me why I need a team again?
Three kingdoms. One Jax.
The legends about me? All true.
What have you all been up to? I just got back from killing monsters from another dimension.