The best Quotes by Jaskier

The best Quotes by Jaskier

Geralt: "I'm not your friend."
Jaskier: "Really? Oh, you usually just let strangers rub chamomile onto your lovely bottom?"
The Witcher - Season 1 Episode 4
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Toss a coin to your Witcher
O Valley of Plenty!
Toss a coin to your Witcher
A friend of humanity
The Witcher - Season 1 Episode 2
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You're telling me that the first version of a witcher was a badass elf? This is really gonna piss Geralt off.
The Witcher: Blood Origin - Season 1 Episode 1
Destiny is just the embodiment of the soul's desire to grow.
The Witcher - Season 1 Episode 5
When a humble bard
Graced a ride along
With Geralt of Rivia
Along came this song
The Witcher - Season 1 Episode 2

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Don't exploit an advantage just because it emerges; wait until the optimal moment, then strike.
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Drinking alone is like sh*tting in company.
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Chaos is the most dangerous thing in this world. It is all around us all the time. Volatile and powerful. Magic is organizing chaos.
Tissaia de Vries in The Witcher - Season 1 Episode 2
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You can't outrun destiny just because you're terrified of it. It's coming.
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It's hard to make a living on the main roads.
Geralt of Rivia in The Witcher - Season 1 Episode 1
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During his life, the witcher had met thieves who looked like town councillors, councillors who looked like beggars, harlots who looked like princesses, princesses who looked like calving cows, and kings who looked like thieves.
Andrzej Sapkowski in The Witcher - The Last Wish
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The path to true strength lies not in humble faith, but in believing in oneself.
The Witcher - Season 2 Episode 2
We don't kill out of fear. We kill to save lives.
Geralt of Rivia in The Witcher - Season 2 Episode 2
Faith's a simple medicine for desperate souls.
Yennefer of Vengerberg in The Witcher - Season 2 Episode 2
Geralt: "Fear is an illness. If you catch it and you leave it untreated, it can consume you."
Ciri: "How do you treat it?"
Geralt: "You face it."
Geralt of Rivia in The Witcher - Season 2 Episode 1
Love and blood. They both possess a mighty power.
Geralt of Rivia in The Witcher - Season 2 Episode 1
Fringilla Vigo: "Unlike you, I'm not one to waste Chaos on frivolous nonsense."
Yennefer: "I wouldn't call burning half your forces frivolous."
Yennefer of Vengerberg in The Witcher - Season 2 Episode 1
At least conjure me up some decent food before we get to Shitgaard.
Yennefer of Vengerberg in The Witcher - Season 2 Episode 1
Nivellen: "You can bathe in the next room."
Geralt: "I'm fine."
Nivellen: "You, my friend are very far from fine. You reek of old horse."
Geralt: "Part of my charm."
Nivellen: "You always were a horse's arse, anyway."
The Witcher - Season 2 Episode 1
If you want. But you'd be married off to the nearest Lord of Bad Breath. He'd be seeking to claim your throne too. The food is good there, though.
Geralt of Rivia in The Witcher - Season 2 Episode 1
Monsters are more than just horrid looks, claws and teeth. Monsters are born of deeds done.
Jaskier: "Actually, I've always wanted to know, do witchers ever retire?"
Geralt: "Yeah, when they slow and get killed."
Geralt of Rivia in The Witcher - Season 1 Episode 4
I will not suffer tonight sober just because you hid your sausage in the wrong royal pantry.
Geralt of Rivia in The Witcher - Season 1 Episode 4
I need no one. And the last thing I want is someone needing me.
Geralt of Rivia in The Witcher - Season 1 Episode 4
Renfri: "People call you a monster too. Why not kill them?"
Geralt: "'Cause then I am what they say."
Geralt of Rivia in The Witcher - Season 1 Episode 1
Jaskier: "You smell of death and destiny, heroics and heartbreak."
Geralt: "It's onion."
Geralt of Rivia in The Witcher - Season 1 Episode 2
Éile: "Protect, not f*ck - clan basics."
Fjall: "Should have got that one tattooed."
Éile: "Too long a phrase for a Dog Clan c-ck."
The ignorant are always jealous of anyone with gifts.
Eredin doesn't know his arse from his elbow. F*ck him and his shiny army. Where the f*ck were they today when it counted? Couldn't organize a ride in a brothel.
The Witcher: Blood Origin - Season 1 Episode 1
Sorry, friends - can't abide bad manners.
Nobody smart plays fair.
Yennefer of Vengerberg in The Witcher - Season 1 Episode 5
"What do you want?"
Yennefer: "Everything."
Sometimes a flower is just a flower, and the best thing it can do for us is to die.
Tissaia de Vries in The Witcher - Season 1 Episode 2
It is not in my nature to be cruel, but you have taken someone from me. Someone I care about deeply. So now I will take your knowledge, your memories, your very being, and leave you cold and helpless, trapped in the eternal darkness of your own mind.
Tissaia de Vries in The Witcher - Season 2 Episode 1
Woman: "This place isn't safe if you’re alone."
Ciri: "Then it's the same as every other place."
Thank you so much for this. My other clothes were ready to run away by themselves.
Ciri in The Witcher - Season 2 Episode 1
Kings die, realms fall, but magic endures.
Philippa Eilhart in The Witcher - III - Wild Hunt
We wish to rule, yes. Where is the fault in that? Everyone wants to rule, and I know how to do that better than any other monarch in this city.
Philippa Eilhart in The Witcher - Assassins of Kings
Lesson number two: Know when it's time to stop moving.
Calanthe of Cintra in The Witcher - Season 1 Episode 1
Here's your first lesson: As in life, it is impossible always to be fully prepared for battle. Keep your sword close and keep moving.
A flower shall grow
Where our peasant blood flows
Our lives they have taken
Are the seeds they have sown
Rise up from the soil we till
Rise up from the soil that they own
We are the Black Rose
Stay with me, oh lover, my heart's filled with worry
Stay with me, oh lover, the borders are burning
Stay with me, oh lover, my heart is still burning
War is yearning to take you away from me
As the rumble of war sweeps down through the valley
Faced with chaos, the people will always choose order. No matter the cost.
They're exhausting to inflate, they scare the shit out of you when they pop, and uninflated they just look like a pile of clown-condoms.
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