If I had my way, I'd remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.
JulyRoald DahlJuly is a gentle reminder for not having done a single thing from your new year resolution for a year and not doing any for the next one.
UnknownI have decided that the year starts on February 1st. January was just a rehersal.
UnknownNobody is perfect, but people born in January almost get there.
UnknownNo one's ever achieved financial fitness with a January resolution that's abandoned by February.
FebruarySuze OrmanSummer is a promissory note signed in June, its long days spent and gone before you know it, and due to be repaid next January.
Summer, Winter, JuneHal BorlandAnyone else got the feeling that December lasted exactly three days?
UnknownHey January, let's go out together in the next thirty days!
UnknownAll the other months are just crude experiments, out of which the perfect January is made.
UnknownJanuary always brought me down
All the magic of December
Is like a circus leaving town
All I wanna do is to follow it around
Cause everybody wishes it was Christmas all year 'round