Quotes and Voice-Lines by Janna the Storm's Fury

Yes, it's true. For only 2.95 a minute I will leave you breathless.

And you thought it was just a harmless breeze.

Expect sporadic ganks!

Say hello to the winds of - [coughs] I don't know what came over me.

It looks like there's a low chance any skillshots are gonna hit us!

And this harass is gonna continue on into the evening!

Expect a spawn of Dragons every 6 minutes today.

Death counts rising into the double digits tonight!

We're seeing ideal conditions for a gorgeous lane.

Let's take a look at the minimap.

Surrender is likely with high pressure systems all over the map.

I'm live at the scene and it's just... cats and dogs here.

This is Janna, live at the, brr, Howling Abyss. Hopefully I stay that way.

It's going to be another beautiful day in Summoner's Rift! Again.

This is Janna, live at Summoner's Rift! Hopefully I stay that way.

Five day forecast: sunshine, rainbows and bloodshed!

The tempest is upon them.

The tempest is at your command.

We'll be right back after a word from our summoning platform.

Perfect weather for a teamfight.

Pain front rolling in!

We're seeing a distinct chance of pentakills!

I'm on location, and it's, whoo, not skirt weather!

The storm approaches.

Upon the wind.