To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.
KissingJaneane GarofaloMen are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.
MenJaneane GarofaloI guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
Janeane GarofaloI actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person.
Janeane GarofaloI would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.
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