Quotes by Janeane Garofalo

Janeane Marie Garofalo is an American actress, voice artist, stand-up comedian, and writer. Garofalo began her career as a stand-up comedian and became a cast member on The Ben Stiller Show, The Larry Sanders Show, and Saturday Night Live, then appeared in more than 50 movies, with leading or major roles in The Truth About Cats and Dogs, Wet Hot American Summer, The Matchmaker, Reality Bites, Steal This Movie!, Clay Pigeons, Sweethearts, Mystery Men, and The Independent, among numerous others. She has been a series regular on television programs such as Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, 24, and Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce.

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To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

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Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

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I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

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I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person.

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I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.

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