The best Quotes by James Whitehouse

If the future doesn't include you, Sophie Whitehouse, the future is sh-te.

As awful as this week has been, and everything I put you through, I am grateful for one thing. The certainty that you are the person I want to die with. Would die for.

Chris: "What's that Paul Newman quote? 'Why got out for hamburgers when you've got steak at home'."
James: "Listen to me, you little prick. This isn't a f*cking joke, it's my life. I love her. Got it?"

"James Whitehouse, a Home Office minister, and confidant of the prime minister, conducted his affair with his parliamentary researcher in the Palace of Westminster."
Well, that was f*cking stupid. Literally.

Last time I checked, a man accused is not a man convicted. A man who abandons a long-standing colleague and friend is not only fair-weather but spineless.

Sometimes, I think sex is the root of all evil.

Next to you, Michelangelo just threw paint at the chapel Jackson Pollock style.

Sex doesn't have to killl a career these days. You might even gain some fans amongst the older male voter.

Boys will be boys. But I'm sure this one has learned his lesson. My wife always said, "Once, okay. Twice, go away."

"I would have had you over tonight, but Felicity decided to stay in town."
Kate: "Oh, how unfelicitous."

Brian: "You need a towel, miss."
Kate: "I need a drink, Brian, but I'd settle for a towel."

Brian: "Shall I wait?"
Kate: "No. You should go."
Brian: "Are you sure there's nothing I can do?"
Kate: "Yes there is, Brian. Have a glorious weekend."

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.