If liking Katy Perry and drinking margaritas is gay, then who wants to be straight?!
The selfie is the new way to look someone right in the eye and say, "Hello, this is me."
If this is the only life, then why I'm not just doing everything I want to do.
Sometimes I get a little sad, and I feel like being alone. Then I talk to my cat about it, and he reminds me I'm James Franco. Then we dance.
I used to care about how I looked. Now I don't care as much. Maybe it's because I'm so handsome.
All I know is that when I needed McDonald's, McDonald's was there for me.
