Quotes by Jake the Dog

The best Series Quotes

Suckin' at something is the first step to being sorta good at something.

- Jake the Dog in Adventure Time

Girls is like horses - when you fall down, it's important that you get right back on again, on a different horse.

- Jake the Dog in Adventure Time, Season 5 Episode 36

If you get everything you want the minute you want it, what's the point of living?

- Jake the Dog in Adventure Time, Season 5 Episode 37