Alan: "You can't stay here alone."Jake: "Why not?"Alan: "You know why not."Jake: "But you don't have a turtle to put in the microwave anymore."TurtlesTwo and a half Men - Season 1 Episode 112“
Alan: "We judge a person by what's inside and not by what they wear."Jake: "Lucky for you, huh?"Two and a half Men - Season 1 Episode 112
Jake: "We had a surprise test today." Alan: "And?" Jake: "I was really surprised."SurprisesTwo and a half Men - Season 3 Episode 191
