Quotes by Jake Harper

Jake Harper is a character from Two and a half Men

The best Series Quotes

Alan: 'You can't stay here alone.'
Jake: 'Why not?'
Alan: 'You know why not.'
Jake: 'But you don't have a turtle to put in the microwave anymore.'

Jake Harper in Two and a half Men, Season 1 Episode 11
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Alan: 'We judge a person by what's inside and not by what they wear.'
Jake: 'Lucky for you, huh?'

Jake Harper in Two and a half Men, Season 1 Episode 11
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Jake: 'We had a surprise test today.'
Alan: 'And?'
Jake: 'I was really surprised.'

Jake Harper in Two and a half Men
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