Quotes by Jake Harper

Jake Harper is a character from Two and a half Men

The best Series Quotes

Alan: "You can't stay here alone."
Jake: "Why not?"
Alan: "You know why not."
Jake: "But you don't have a turtle to put in the microwave anymore."

Jake Harper in Two and a half Men, Season 1 Episode 11
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Alan: "We judge a person by what's inside and not by what they wear."
Jake: "Lucky for you, huh?"

Jake Harper in Two and a half Men, Season 1 Episode 11
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Jake: "We had a surprise test today."
Alan: "And?"
Jake: "I was really surprised."

Jake Harper in Two and a half Men
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