The best Quotes by Jaime Lannister

Give my regards to the Night's Watch. I'm sure it will be thrilling. And if it's not, it's only for life.

Jaime: "What's the line? The king sh*ts and the hand wipes."
Ned: "Very handsome armor. Not a scratch on it."
Jaime: "I know. People have been swinging at me for years, they always seem to miss."

Cersei: "You should be the hand of the king."
Jaime: "That's an honor I can do without. Their days are too long, their lifes are too short."

Robert will choose a new hand of the king, someone to do his job while he's out f*cking bulls and hunting wh*res. Or is it the other way around?

Only a fool makes threats he's not prepared to carry out.

Brienne: "Meet me in the eye and tell me she'll be safe in King's Landing."
Jaime: "Are you sure we're not related? Ever since I returned, every Lannister I've seen has been a miserable pain in my ass. Maybe you're a Lannister too. You got the hair for it, not the looks."

So many vows. They make you swear and swear. Defend the king. Obey the king. Obey your father. Protect the innocent. Defend the weak. But what if your father despises the king? What if the king massacres the innocent? It's too much. No matter what you do, you're forsaking one vow or another.

Jaimie: "You weren't Renly's type, I'm afraid. He preferred curly-haired little girls like Loras Tyrell. You're far too much man for him."
Brienne: "I'm not interested in foul rumors."
Jaime: "Unless they're about me. It's all true about Renly. His proclivities were the worst kept secret at court. It's a shame the throne isn't made out of cocks. They'd have never got him off it."

Realize we're nothing but sacks of meat, blood and some bone to keep it all standing.

The things I do for love...

Sheila Sazs: "Romeo and Juliet, Antony and Cleopatra... you crossed out Jaime und Cersei Lannister."
Louis Litt: "I thought they would be too controversial."

When you play the Game of Thrones you win... or you die. There is no middle-ground.

What good is power if you cannot protect the ones you love?

An unhappy wife is a wine merchant's best friend.

Tears aren't a woman's only weapon. The best one's between your legs, learn how to use it!

When someone points a gun at you, you don't turn around and run away. You take it out of their hand and you point it right back.

The last thing a lion wants is to have his dinner handed to him on a silver platter.

How others see you is not important. How you see yourself is everything.

The problem with always wanting more is that the second you get it, it can always be taken away.

Don't waste your love on somebody who doesn't value it.

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep. The more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite.

For stony limits cannot hold love out,
And what love can do, that dares love attempt.

Prince George: "Someone said I had the wit and intellect of a donkey."
Blackadder: "Oh, an absurd suggestion sir. Unless it was a particularly stupid donkey."

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens

If there ever comes a day when we can't be together, keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

Harry, suffering like this proves you are still a man! This pain is part of being human.

As much money and life as you could want! The two things most human beings would choose above all - the trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them.

The next time you raise a hand to me will be the last time you have hands.

We obviously didn't communicate clearly. We are here to discuss your surrender, not mine.

There is no war so hateful to the gods as a war between kin, and no war so bloody as a war between dragons.

The war will be fought, many will die, and the victor will eventually ascend the Throne.

A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone.

You just sent the most powerful man in Westeros to bed without his supper.

When enough people make false promises, words stop meaning anything. Then there are no more answers, only better and better lies.

Stannis: "You're as stubborn as your father... and as honorable."
Jon: "I could imagine no higher praise."

Harwin Strong: "You're asleep in front of the Commander of the City Watch. Terrible lack of respect."
Rhaenyra: "A certain insolence runs in the family, I'm afraid."

Viserys: "I do hope the labor was easy."
Rhaenyra: "I think I called the midwife a c*nt."

Money buys a man's silence for a time, a bolt in the heart buys it forever.

Do you know what the realm is? It's the thousand blades of Aegon's enemies, a story we agree to tell each other over and over, until we forget that it's a lie.

Leave one wolf alive, and the sheep are never safe.​

Gendry: "You shouldn't insult people that are bigger than you."
Arya: "Then I wouldn't get to insult anyone."

Death is certain, the time is not.

You stole three deaths from the Red God. We have to give them back. Speak three names and a man will do the rest.

You waste time trying to get people to love you, you'll end up the most popular dead man in town.

Bronn: "The little king's backed up. Clogged from balls to brains."
Tyrion: "You think dipping his wick will cure what ails him?"
Bronn: "There's no cure for being a c*nt."