Give my regards to the Night's Watch. I'm sure it will be thrilling. And if it's not, it's only for life.Jaime Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 1 Episode 2
Jaime: "What's the line? The king shits and the hand wipes."
Ned: "Very handsome armor. Not a scratch on it."
Jaime: "I know. People have been swinging at me for years, they always seem to miss."
Cersei: "You should be the hand of the king."
Jaime: "That's an honor I can do without. Their days are too long, their lifes are too short."
Robert will choose a new hand of the king, someone to do his job while he's out f-cking bulls and hunting whores. Or is it the other way around?Jaime Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 1 Episode 1
Only a fool makes threats he's not prepared to carry out.DonkeysJaime Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 6 Episode 7
Brienne: "Meet me in the eye and tell me she'll be safe in King's Landing."
Jaime: "Are you sure we're not related? Ever since I returned, every Lannister I've seen has been a miserable pain in my ass. Maybe you're a Lannister too. You got the hair for it, not the looks."
So many vows. They make you swear and swear. Defend the king. Obey the king. Obey your father. Protect the innocent. Defend the weak. But what if your father despises the king? What if the king massacres the innocent? It's too much. No matter what you do, you're forsaking one vow or another.LoyaltyJaime Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 2 Episode 7
Jaimie: "You weren't Renly's type, I'm afraid. He preferred curly-haired little girls like Loras Tyrell. You're far too much man for him."
Brienne: "I'm not interested in foul rumors."
Jaime: "Unless they're about me. It's all true about Renly. His proclivities were the worst kept secret at court. It's a shame the throne isn't made out of cocks. They'd have never got him off it."
Realize we're nothing but sacks of meat, blood and some bone to keep it all standing.HumanityJaime Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 1 Episode 2
The things I do for love...Jaime Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 1 Episode 1