Quotes and Sayings about Jägermeister

Alex: "What's Jagermeister?"
Phil: "Well, you know how in a fairytale there's always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and then the guys start kissing her? Well, this is like that, except you don't wake up in a castle, you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation."

Phil Dunphy in Modern Family

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To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 8 Episode 18

Alcohol Toasts

Everything's better with some wine in the belly.

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones - Season 1 Episode 2

Alcohol Wine

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

Bob Marley

Alcohol Drugs Marijuana & Weed

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Dean Martin

Alcohol Funny Quotes

'That's the problem with drinking', I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

Charles Bukowski in Women

Alcohol

The damage has been done. All that's left to do now is drink until the part of the brain that creates mental pictures is dead.

Charlie Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 1 Episode 18

Alcohol

Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.

Charlie Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 6 Episode 3

Alcohol Brain

It is not true that drink changes a man's character. It may reveal it more clearly.

John Osborne

Alcohol

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

Ernest Hemingway

Alcohol Intelligence

That's what I do. I drink and I know things.

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones - Season 6 Episode 2

Knowledge Alcohol

Drinking alone is like sh*tting in company.

Zoltan Chivay in The Witcher - III

Alcohol

Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Frank Sinatra

Alcohol Night

That's all drugs and alcohol do, they cut off your emotions in the end.

Ringo Starr

Alcohol Drugs

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.

Charlie Chaplin

Alcohol

All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons

Alcohol Beer Brain

No, I'm not drunk at all. You're just blurry.

Jesse Swanson in Pitch Perfect

Alcohol

Bean: "I just realized something. You're the reason I have a drinking problem."
Zøg: "Of course I am. I'm your father."

King Zøg in Disenchantment - Season 1 Episode 9

Alcohol

You can’t drink him away. It won’t work.

Debbie Gallagher in Shameless - Season 5 Episode 8

Alcohol Breakup

A kid once said to me, 'Do you get hangovers?' I said, 'To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.'

Lemmy Kilmister

Alcohol Hangover & Crapulence

Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

Mark Twain

Alcohol Whiskey

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says 'love your enemy'.

Frank Sinatra

Alcohol

The sway of alcohol over mankind is unquestionably due to its power to stimulate the mystical faculties of human nature, usually crushed to earth by the cold facts and dry criticisms of the sober hour.

William James

Alcohol

It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.

F. Scott Fitzgerald in The Great Gatsby

Alcohol

Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job, or else Kenny's dad would be a millionaire!

Eric Cartman in South Park - Season 1 Episode 7

Alcohol

My justification is that most people my age spend a lot of time thinking about what they're going to do for the next five or ten years. The time they spend thinking about their life, I just spend drinking.

Amy Winehouse

Alcohol

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

George Best

Money Alcohol

Anyone who doesn't appreciate a good quality booze, doesn't deserve to drink it.

Meliodas in The Seven Deadly Sins

Alcohol

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

Humphrey Bogart

Alcohol

There is nothing left to do but get drunk.

Franklin Pierce

Alcohol

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.

William Butler Yeats

Alcohol

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Oscar Wilde

Work Alcohol

Lois: "Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!"
Peter: "That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!"

Peter Griffin in Family Guy - Season 2 Episode 20

Alcohol

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

Benjamin Franklin

Alcohol Wine

The good news is, Luke has his bike.
More good news, I taught some random kid a valuable lesson by stealing his bike.

Phil Dunphy in Modern Family - Season 1 Episode 3

Sometimes I don't know if I love how much I fear Claire, or fear how much I love her.

Phil Dunphy in Modern Family - Season 5 Episode 1

Phil: "Little heads up - there's no way I'm not crying at this wedding."
Claire: "Phil, you cried on the way here."
Phil: "I was on the brink already. I watched 'Dirty Dancing' before we left."

Phil Dunphy in Modern Family - Season 5 Episode 1

Dirty Dancing

I'm a cool dad. That's my thang. I surf the web... I text LOL - Laugh Out Loud, OMG - Oh My God, WTF - Why The Face.

Phil Dunphy in Modern Family - Season 1 Episode 1

Success is 1% inspiration, 98% perspiration, and 2% attention to detail.

Phil Dunphy in Modern Family

Success

Jay: "I got you a little gift to celebrate. I know it’s not much...-"
Gloria: "It’s practically nothing!"

Gloria Pritchett in Modern Family - Season 6 Episode 22

Gifts & Presents

Mitchell: "We didn't just go to Vietnam for pleasure. We kinda have some big news."
Jay: "Oh God, if Cam comes out there with boobs, I'm leaving."

Jay Pritchett in Modern Family - Season 1 Episode 1

Phil: "What a beautiful dress."
Gloria: "Thank you, Phil."
Phil: "Oh, okay."
Claire: "Phil! She said Phil, not feel!"

Claire Dunphy in Modern Family - Season 1 Episode 1

Gloria: "It seemd like all what we did was fight and make love. One time, I'm not kidding you, we fell out of the window together."
Jay: "Which one were you doing?"

Jay Pritchett in Modern Family - Season 1 Episode 1

Mitchell: "It's been five years now and he still does this thing were he announces himself before walking into any room we're in, just to make sure he doesn't ever see us kiss."
Cameron: "Wish my mother had that system. Remember?"

Cameron Tucker in Modern Family - Season 1 Episode 1

Mitchell: "we've decided we really wanted to have a baby so, we initially asked one of our lesbian friends to be a surrogate."
Cameron: "Then we figured, they already mean enough, can you imagine one of them pregnant?"

Cameron Tucker in Modern Family - Season 1 Episode 1

Alex: "Luke got his head stuck in the banister again."
Phil: "I got it. Where's the babyoil?"
Claire: "It's on our bedside tip- I Don't know, find it!"

Claire Dunphy in Modern Family - Season 1 Episode 1

Sal: "Does Lily have any other plates? I don't let Sammy eat off this plastic."
Pepper: "How does she breastfeed him if she doesn't let him near plastic?"

Pepper Saltzman in Modern Family - Season 6 Episode 15

Boobs

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