The best Quotes by Jade McKellan

Jade: "You reception's kinda bad out here. What's your Wi-Fi password?"
Grandpa: "We don't have Wi-Fi."
Jade: "Okay, is that all one word?"

Jade: "Do you understand what's going on?"
Shaka: "I think dad's talking about moving here."
Jade: "I'm really gonna miss him."

Poor tree. Even you're sad to be stuck in the boonies of Columbus, Georgia.

Moz: "We encourage the kids to be in charge of their own destinies. We're new-school parents."
M'Dear: "And the jails are full of new-school kids who need they butts whipped!"

Grandpa: "We can't tell Moz how to live his life, nor can we tell him how to raise his kids."
M'Dear: "I can if he ain't doing it right!"

I'm ten. I'm a man now.

Grandpa: "I don't know if I can hug a man who beat my Falcons with a last-second touchdown catch."
Moz: "Okay, okay. Could you hug the man that bought you a brand-new Cadillac?"

We don't go to church. Dad says we belong to Bedside Baptist.

Cocoa: "Smells like ten extra pounds."
Moz: "You don't have to eat it."
Cocoa: "Oh, try and stop me."

Coming from a small town it was tough to dream big. When I grew up in a small town in Georgia, my biggest dream was one day to be able to go to Atlanta.

You really cannot set a standard, because Georgia is my home state, my home team. No other team can match what Georgia can offer. Schools cannot really match that, so that is an edge for Georgia.

The ridiculousness of thinking that some sort of global Illuminati wrote down their plot for killing of 95 % of humanity on a giant granit post-it note and left their secret plan somewhere no conservative would ever find it: rural Georgia.

In Texas, it's football. In Georgia, football. There's an appreciation from the average person about football more than anywhere else. And we have that for basketball in New York. And we'll always have that in New York.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.