The best Quotes by Jade Claymore

Kit: "Who knows? In a few years, you might beat me."
Jade: "I would have beaten you if it wasn't for that loose rock."

Willow - Season 1 Episode 1

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There is a balance between all things. Light and shadow. Good and evil. When that balance is upset the universe corrects.

Willow Ufgood in Willow - Season 1

Llug: "Wanna breed?"
Madmartigan: "Tempting... but no."

Madmartigan in Willow

Kase: "Your Lordship."
Airk: "Kase. Excellent scowling."
Kase: "Trudging across the Western Reach looking for you, just how I'd hoped to spend the afternoon."
Airk: "I do what I can for my friends."

Airk Tanthalos in Willow - Season 1 Episode 1

Magic is the bloodstream of the universe. Forget all you know, or think you know. All that you require is your intuition.

High Aldwin in Willow

Magic

Sorsha: "What are you looking at?"
Madmartigan: "Your leg. I'd like to break it."

Madmartigan in Willow

You know, there's skill, then there's talent. I just happen to have both.

Kit Tanthalos in Willow - Season 1 Episode 1

Dove: "You've got a bit of a reputation. If you heard the things they say about you, things I know aren't true."
Airk: "Some of them might be true."

Airk Tanthalos in Willow - Season 1 Episode 1

In a time of dread, a child was born. Elora Danan, destined to save the world. Relentlessly pursued by the forces of darkness. Elora was rescued by two unlikely heroes. A Nelwyn farmer who dreamt of being a sorcerer. Willow was a man of pure heart and unfailing courage. The other an impossibly conceited thief, liar, and rogue. Madmartigan was the man I'd marry. What can I say? I was young. Together, we defeated my mother, Queen Bavmorda, and freed the Kingdom of Tir Asleen from its curse. We thought the war was over. But soon after returning home, Willow had a vision. That one day an ancient evil would rise again and destroy the future Empress, and her end would herald a new dark age. And so, Elora was hidden away, her true identity concealed, even from herself. It was the only way I could protect her.

Sorsha in Willow - Season 1 Episode 1

Get your hair out of my face or I'll chop it off!

Madmartigan in Willow

Willow: "What are you doing?"
Madmartigan: "I found some blackroot. She loves it."
Willow: "Blackroot? I'm the father of two children, and you never, ever give a baby blackroot."
Madmartigan: "Well my mother raised us on it. It's good for you! It put's hair on your chest, right Sticks?"
Willow: "Her name is not Sticks! She's Elora Danan, the future empress of Tir Asleen and the last thing she's gonna want is a hairy chest!"

Willow Ufgood in Willow

There is a story of a child, destined to be an empress, and the unlikely hero who would protect her.

Sorsha in Willow - Season 1

Willow: "I found a boat. We're all set."
Madmartigan: "Good. Take these two lizards out and drown them."
Rool: "Lizards? Who you calling lizards? Your mother was a lizard!"

Rool in Willow

Madmartigan: "Did I really... Did I really say those things, last night, in your tent?"
Sorsha: "You said you loved me."
Madmartigan: "I don't remember that."
Sorsha: "You lied to me."
Madmartigan: "No, I... just wasn't myself last night."
Sorsha: "I suppose my power enchanted you and you were helpless against it."
Madmartigan: "Sort of."
Sorsha: "Then what?"
Madmartigan: "It... went away."
Sorsha: "Went away? 'I dwell in darkness without you' and it 'went away'?"

Sorsha in Willow

Madmartigan: "That's magic? It smells terrible."
Willow: "It's the life spark. It forms..."
Madmartigan: "Well, it stinks! This whole thing stinks!"

Madmartigan in Willow

Airk: "Just sit in your coffin and rot."
Madmartigan: "I'll be around long after you're dead! When I get out of here, I'm gonna cut your head off and stick it on a pig pole!"

Madmartigan in Willow

Ooh! Look at her! I could use a love potion on her!

Rool in Willow

Willow: "Madmartigan, you never, ever drive that fast with an infant!"
Madmartigan: "I just saved that infant's life!"

Madmartigan in Willow

Willow: "Excuse me, could you spare some milk to this poor hungry baby?"
Barmaid: "Get out of here, peck!"
Man: "Get out of here, or we'll cook ya!"

Willow

Elora Danan must survive. She must fulfill her destiny and bring about the downfall of Queen Bavmorda. Her powers are growing like an evil plague. Unless she is stopped, Bavmorda will control the lives of your village, your children, everyone. All creatures of good heart need your help, Willow. The choice is yours.

Cherlindrea in Willow

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

New York Jets

One downside of our big brains is we're the only creatures who are aware that death is inevitable. Although, if you lined ten dogs in a row and shot them one by one, the dog on the end would probably get the gist by about dog four.

Philomena Cunk in Cunk On Life - Episode 1

Brain

Cells couldn't multiply without this, the IKEA instruction manual for life, DNA. DNA is tiny yet comlex, like Tom Cruise.

Philomena Cunk in Cunk On Life - Episode 1

Tom Cruise

Knowledge is a paradox. The more one understands, the more one realizes the vastness of his ignorance.

Viktor, the Machine Herald in Arcane - Season 2 Episode 6

Knowledge

When you lose everything, that's when you're finally free.

Star Wars: The Acolyte - Season 1 Episode 6

Loss

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