The best Quotes by Jacob Peralta

The best Quotes by Jacob Peralta

Peralta: "I'm just gonna grab a healthy breakfast."
Holt: "Are those gummybears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?"
Peralta: "Breakfast-Burrito... but, yeah."
Holt: "I pity your dentist."
Peralta: "Joke's on you, I don't have a dentist!"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Season 1 Episode 15
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Guy: "I'm super glad you guys are here right now. Are you smelling that weed smell? 'Cause a dude broke in, smoked weed and bolted."
Jacob: "Do you think it's the same dude that left that bong there on the floor?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Season 1 Episode 1
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Quotes about Jacob Peralta

Jacob Peralta is my best detective. He likes putting away bad guys and he loves solving puzzles. The only puzzle he hasn't solved is how to grow up.
Terry Jeffords in Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Season 1 Episode 1
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Raymond: "Here are two pictures. One is your locker, the other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?"
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Wuntch: "Hello Raymond, how do you like my new office? Twentieth floor."
Raymond: "Yes, I never thought I'd see you this high without a broom under you."
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You don't have to brush all your teeth - just the ones you intend on keeping.
Thirty white horses on a red hill,
First they champ,
Then they stamp,
Then they stand still.
[Teeth]
Women reject me for 100 different reasons. White teeth would reduce that to 99 problems.
Alan Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 10 Episode 2
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Smiling is the most elegant way to show someone your teeth.
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Randall: "I thought you said he was a doctor?"
Dinkle: "Dentists are doctors!"
Randall: "Yeah, and birds are books. What a loser."
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My heart would never flutter for those who needlessly hurt others!

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