Quotes by Jacob Peralta

Peralta: 'I'm just gonna grab a healthy breakfast.'
Holt: 'Are those gummybears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?'
Peralta: 'Breakfast-Burrito... but, yeah.'
Holt: 'I pity your dentist.'
Peralta: 'Joke's on you, I don't have a dentist!'

Guy: 'I'm super glad you guys are here right now. Are you smelling that weed smell? 'Cause a dude broke in, smoked weed and bolted.'
Jacob: 'Do you think it's the same dude that left that bong there on the floor?'