Quotes by Jacob Peralta

Jacob Peralta is a character from Brooklyn Nine-Nine

The best Series Quotes

Peralta: "I'm just gonna grab a healthy breakfast."
Holt: "Are those gummybears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?"
Peralta: "Breakfast-Burrito... but, yeah."
Holt: "I pity your dentist."
Peralta: "Joke's on you, I don't have a dentist!"

Teeth, DentistsJacob Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1 Episode 15
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Guy: "I'm super glad you guys are here right now. Are you smelling that weed smell? 'Cause a dude broke in, smoked weed and bolted."
Jacob: "Do you think it's the same dude that left that bong there on the floor?"

Jacob Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1 Episode 1
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