Concussions aren't great, but as long as you have them before you're 50, it's cool. And Knoxville's 49, so we're good.Jackass, Forever
Hi sweetie, I'm gonna inseminate you artificially... maybe for real if you play your cards right.Johnny Knoxville in Jackass, to a cow
I think I'm a little concussed.Johnny Knoxville in Jackass, The Movie
You don't matter... in fact, in about 20 seconds you're not even gonna be matter.Bam Margera in Jackass
There's no such thing as a "pretty good" gator wrestler!Johnny Knoxville in Jackass
They say Poland is the Mexico of Europe. I'm not sure of what that means, but I like it.Mexico, PolenChris Pontius in Jackass
Bam Margera: "Oh, dude! My fing tailbone is seriously broken! I'm not even kidding!"
Ryan Dunn: "He broke his tailbone! That's alright, we don't have tails anymore, what's the point of having one?"
So, we've driven an hour north from Miami to Boca Raton, believe it or not, to film Steve-O jump into nine days worth of elephant poo.Johnny Knoxville in Jackass
Did you see the way I stopped the beanbag with my stomach? That's instinct. You can't teach that!Johnny Knoxville in Jackass
Now I know what it feels like to be my liver!Johnny Knoxville in Jackass, getting doused with wine
I'm seriously going to die right now.Tony Hawk in Jackass
Oh dude, you look like an egg with legs!Bam Margera in Jackass, about his dad with a Elvis suit on
I'm sick of the whole pooping thing... I'm gonna go get my butt cheeks pierced together.Steve-O in Jackass
Since we no longer have to bleep cuss words, I promise I will get my mom to say, "f-" by the end of this movie.Bam Margera in Jackass
That guy right there is the best damn roller skater ever. Maybe even in the whole town.Chris Pontius in Jackass
Bam Margera: "Now these rocket skates are going to be a little different than the last."
Johnny Knoxville: "You using different bottle rockets?"
Bam Margera: "Nope. Just more of 'em."
Scott Potasnik: "You guys are gonna hate me an hour from now."
Johnny Knoxville: "We hate you already."
Hi, I'm Ryan Dunn, and I'm about to get the shit kicked out of me by a girl.Ryan Dunn in Jackass, The Movie
It's like when your parents said "I'm not mad at you, just disappointed." You know that hurt so much more.Steve-O in Jackass
That had bad news written all over it!Johnny Knoxville in Jackass, The Movie
You were about five feet short of a ten-foot jump.Johnny Knoxville in Jackass
I am so glad I turned this idea down!Steve-O in Jackass, The Movie
You're the crappiest human bowling ball I ever saw in my whole life!Johnny Knoxville in Jackass
I feel like my eyes have gonorrhea.Johnny Knoxville in Jackass
Hi, it's cold in Japan, so we're going to warm ourselves up with some fireworks.Steve-O in Jackass
Whose d do I gotta suck to get some explosions around here?Bam Margera in Jackass
Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!Johnny Knoxville in Jackass
Steve-O: "We wanted to see if you would run."
Ryan Dunn: "I'm not running anywhere with a toy car shoved up my butt."
Johnny Knoxville: "Is this the worst you've ever had to go boom-boom?"
Dave England: "No man. I shit my pants at the fair."
Hi, I'm Bunny the Lifeguard, any of these alligators try to ruin our swimming, I'm gonna wrestle them down, and probably have my way with them.Chris Pontius in Jackass, The Movie
I'm Raab Himself and I'm a complete fing idiot!Chris Raab in Jackass
Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.Jackass, Forever