The best Quotes from Jack Reacher

Once I take out the leader, which is you, I'll have to contend with one or two enthusiastic wingmen. The last two guys, they always run.

There are three things cops never do: They don't vote Democrat, they don't drive Cadillacs and they never use personal vehicles.

Jeb: "Hey. Outside!"
Jack: "Pay your check first."
Jeb: "I'll pay later."
Jack: "You won't be able to."

Jack: "What I mean is, the cheapest woman tends to be the one you pay for."
Sandy: "I am not a hooker!"
Jack: "No. A hooker would get the joke."

Sandy: "I'm Sandy."
Jack: "So was I. Last week. On a beach, in Florida."

I like to see a man like you live a long life with all your teeth knocked out. Passed around 'til a brother can't tell your fart from a yawn.

This here is District Attorney Rodin. Want to know what he's wondering? Whether you're gonna walk like a man or cry like a pssy on your way to the death house.

Calvin Emerson: "'Simple loony' won't do it for you?"
Jack Reacher: "I like to have at least one alternate theory."

The police are either incompetent or corrupt. Or both.

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law.

My main problem with cops is that they do what they're told. They say "Sorry mate, I'm just doing my job" all the f*cking time.

I really thought this job would have more car chases and explosions... and less homeless people doodooing everywhere.

Cop partnerships are like marriages. You know each other better than your wives.

You, my friend have found your level in life. You've joined a society of morons called the police force!

Judy Hopps: "I came here to make the world a better place, but I think I broke it."
Chief Bogo: "The world has always been broken. That's why we need good cops."

It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.

John McClane: "Drop it, d-ckhead. It's the police."
Tony: "You won't hurt me."
John McClane: "Oh, yeah? Why not?"
Tony: "Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen."
John McClane: "Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me."

Those who died are justified
For wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites

It's about time law enforcement got as organized as organized crime.

Obviously, the police have their own political agenda, which is to crack down on activists like us.

Mr. Pink: "You kill anybody?"
Mr. White: "A few cops."
Mr. Pink: "No real people?"
Mr. White: "Just cops."

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

Why did you go to the police? Why didn't you come to me first?

Your cells age at half the rate of a normal human. When you're 40, you'll still have the leucocytes of a teenager.

I will escape for every innocent woman whose life was stolen.

Elodie, you join a long line of women who have helped to build this kingdom. It is this sacrifice we commemorate every generation. A tradition going back centuries. A legacy of honor and duty you now inherit.

I need you to listen to me now. I don't trust them. They may be royalty, but that doesn't make them good people.

Nothing of value is free. Even the breath of life is purchased at birth only through gasping effort and pain. The best things in life are beyond money; their price is agony and sweat and devotion... and the price demanded for the most precious of all things in life is life itself - ultimate cost for perfect value.

Dizzy: "My mother always told me that violence doesn't solve anything."
Jean Rasczak: "Really? I wonder what the city founders of Hiroshima would have to say about that."
Carmen: "They wouldn't say anything. Hiroshima was destroyed."
Jean Rasczak: "Correct. Naked force has resolved more conflicts throughout history than any other factor. The contrary opinion, that violence doesn't solve anything, is wishful thinking at its worst. People who forget that always die."

I need a corporal. You're it, until you're dead or I find someone better.

Someone asked me once if I knew the difference between a civilian and a citizen. I know now. A citizen has the courage to make the safety of the human race their personal responsibility. Dizzy was my friend. She was a soldier. But most important, she was a citizen of the Federation.

This is for all you new people. I have only one rule. Everybody fights, no one quits. If you don't do your job, I'll kill you myself! Welcome to the Roughnecks!

Funny how they always want to be friends after they rip your guts out.

They sucked his brains out.

Your little cinematic universe is about to change forever. I'm the Messiah. I am Marvel Jesus!

Paradox: "Mr. Wilson. You have appeared to have soiled yourself while unconscious."
Wade Wilson: "I wasn't unconscious. Who are you?"

Is that supposed to be scary? Pegging isn't new for me, friendo, but it is for Disney.