Hammond: "Colonel, the United States is not in the business of interfering in other people's affairs!"
O'Neill: "Since when?"
Maybourne: "I played a lot of hide and seek as a kid. I could always find anyone, anywhere, but they could never find me."
O'Neill: "Because they didn't want to."
Dr. Jackson: "How is it that you always manage to come up with the worst case scenario?"
Col. O'Neill: "I practice."
Col. O'Neill: "Listen, I gotta ask you something. It's not easy for me."
Maj. Kawalsky: "We're friends."
Col. O'Neill: "If you don't make it... can I have your stereo?"
Thornbird: "I'm Major Robert Thornbird. And you are?"
O'Neill: "Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise."
I'll be honest with you, Bob. My name's not Kirk… it's Skywalker. Luke Skywalker.Jack O'Neill in Stargate, SG-1
Jack O'Neill: "If we want to find out who's behind this, we have to do what the Asgard do."
Daniel: "You mean bluff?"
Jack O'Neill: "Yep. We just need to do it without revealing what we know."
Daniel: "Which is nothing."
Jack O'Neill: "Right. But they don't know we know nothing."
Daniel: "I think they're a family."
Jack: "Of what?"
General Hammond, request permission to beat the crap outta this man.Jack O'Neill in Stargate, SG-1
I always have a reason that I'm not required to explain. It's a military thing.Jack O'Neill in Stargate, SG-1