The best Quotes by Jack Nicholson

The best Quotes by Jack Nicholson

John Joseph Nicholson (born April 22, 1937) is an American retired actor and filmmaker. Among many others, he appeared in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975), Easy Rider (1969), The Shining (1980), Batman (1989), The Departed (2006) and The Bucket List (2007).

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.
Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.
With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

Quotes about Jack Nicholson

Every country is like a particular type of person. America is like a belligerent, adolescent boy; Canada is like an intelligent, 35-year-old woman. Australia is like Jack Nicholson. It comes right up to you and laughs very hard in your face in a highly threatening and engaging manner.

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And why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up!
Alfred in Batman - Begins
You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!
Joker in Batman - The Dark Knight
Sometimes the truth isn't good enough, sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded...
Batman in Batman - The Dark Knight
I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you... stranger.
Joker in Batman - The Dark Knight
Salvatore Maroni: "If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?"
Joker: "If you're good at something, never do it for free!"
Joker in Batman - The Dark Knight
The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming.
Harvey Dent in Batman - The Dark Knight
Why so serious?
Joker in Batman - The Dark Knight
You make me want to be a better man.
Melvin Udall in As Good As It Gets
Receptionist: "How do you write women so well?"
Melvin: "I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."
Melvin Udall in As Good As It Gets
When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome. And then, of course, you spoke.
Carol Connelly in As Good As It Gets
People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch!
Melvin Udall in As Good As It Gets
Carol: "Do you want to dance?"
Melvin: "I've been thinking about that for a while."
Carol: "Well?"
Melvin: "No."
Melvin Udall in As Good As It Gets
Come on in, and try not to ruin everything by being you.
Carol Connelly in As Good As It Gets
If there's a mental health organization that raises money for people like you, be sure to let me know.
Frank Sachs in As Good As It Gets
They was givin' me 10,000 watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot. The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars.
If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way.
Man, when you lose your laugh you lose your footing.
He knows that you have to laugh at the things that hurt you just to keep yourself in balance, just to keep the world from running you plumb crazy.
They can't tell so much about you if you got your eyes closed.
Which one of you nuts has got any guts?
Good writin' ain't necessarily good readin'.
Children have to grow into their imaginations like a pair of oversized shoes.
She had never dreamed there could be so much pain in a life when there was nothing physically wrong. She hurt all the time.
Small children are great accepters. They don't understand shame, or the need to hide things.
I think all mothers shine a little, you know, at least until their kids grow up enough to watch out for themselves.
He would write it for the reason he felt that all great literature, fiction and nonfiction, was written: truth comes out, in the end it always comes out. He would write it because he felt he had to.
But see that you get on. That's your job in this hard world, to keep your love alive and see that you get on, no matter what. Pull your act together and just go on.
We sometimes need to create unreal monsters and bogies to stand in for all the things we fear in our real lives.
This is why you never go to New Jersey!
The results of a new study are out this week saying that New Jersey is one of the most livable states in the country. The study has a margin of error of 100 percent.
Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse, we gotta go to Jersey.
Hulk in What If…? - Season 1 Episode 4
I feel like if you're in Jersey, you have to be a Jersey Devils fan. Anybody born within the confines of the border of the state of New Jersey, I feel, should be a Jersey Devils fan.
The fact that all of this was happening in virtual space made no difference. Being virtually killed by virtual laser in virtual space is just as effective as the real thing, because you are as dead as you think you are.
The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Douglas Adams - The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
Lies are comforting. Truth is painful.
The police are either incompetent or corrupt. Or both.
Assane Diop in Lupin - Season 2 Episode 1
It's the way it works: Love plus time minus distance equals hate.
Never stop war by taking part in one.
Mr. Miyagi in Karate Kid - Part II
Scott: "Guys, it's not a good idea to be out in the open like this."
Hank: "Relax, no one's going to recognize us."
Scott: "What, because of hats and sunglasses? That's not a disguise, Hank. We look like ourselves at a baseball game."
Scott Lang in Ant-Man - and the Wasp
No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kids with fake IDs.
Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 8 Episode 10
For the soul, laughing is what oxygen is for the lungs.
It's not about the absence of fear. It's overcoming it.
If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.
If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. They don’t care for human beings.
Canada also helped in two world wars and gave the world Neil Young, William Shatner, Leonard Cohen, Pamela Anderson, one quarter of Barney Stinson, instant mashed potatoes and best of all - you.
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 12

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