Quotes by Jack Nicholson

John Joseph Nicholson is an American actor and filmmaker who has performed for over sixty years. He is known for playing a wide range of starring or supporting roles, including satirical comedy, romance, and dark portrayals of anti-heroes and psychopathic characters.

The best Quotes and Sayings

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

Lies, PoliceJack Nicholson
 
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Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.

Relationships, ArgumentJack Nicholson
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With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

Jack Nicholson
 
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Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

BeerJack Nicholson
 
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