The best Quotes by J. R. Moehringer

The best Quotes by J. R. Moehringer

John Joseph Moehringer (born December 7, 1964), known by his pen name J. R. Moehringer, is an American novelist, journalist, and ghostwriter. In 2000, he won the Pulitzer Prize for newspaper feature writing. He collaborated on the 2021 film adaptation of his memoir The Tender Bar (2005).

While I was busy hating Vegas, and hiding from Vegas, a funny thing happened. I grew to love Vegas.
Beer is amazing. Nutritional. Medicinal. A beverage, but also a meal.

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We stole the Statue of Liberty! The small one, from Las Vegas. I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower - also Vegas.
Phil, you let this dude [Dennis Rodman] go to vacation, we not gonna see him. You let him go to Vegas, we definitely not gonna see him.
Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment.
No. Well, yes - experience.
Michael Schumacher - September 2003, after being asked, whether he won in Las Vegas
I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.
Man, I really like Vegas.
Bangkok, like Las Vegas, sounds like a place where you make bad decisions.
I've spent more time in Las Vegas than any other city, almost including L.A. where I live.
Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse.
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Las Vegas is a 24-hour city. It never stops.
I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one.
Las Vegas looks the way you’d imagine heaven must look at night.
Chuck Palahniuk - Invisible Monsters
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
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If you know how to live in Vegas you can have the best time.
It’s hard to imagine a bigger desert oasis than Las Vegas.
Oh, come on, ref! I haven't seen that much hooking go unpunished since my last trip to Vegas.
Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks - it says 'Goodbye'.
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They say money can't buy happiness. But it can book your flight to Vegas - which is kinda the same.
Be sure to wear a condom, not everything stays in Vegas!
Alan Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 9 Episode 8
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No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kids with fake IDs.
Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 8 Episode 10
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All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.
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On victory, you deserve beer.
On defeat, you need it.
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Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will.
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In heaven there's no beer, so let's just drink it here.
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Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
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A quart of ale is a dish for a king.
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Where's the "any key"? Hm... I think I order a "tab".
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Arthur: "109? The hell's in that beer, huh?"
David: "Pure joy in every single drop, man."
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
You know what is better than drinking a beer? Brewing your own beer. And then drinking it. And then... Drinking another beer. And then, punching somebody in the snout! That's what!
Chen Stormstout in World of Warcraft - Mists of Pandaria
If I have a near-beer, I'm near beer. And if I'm near beer, I'm close to tequila. And if I'm close to tequila, I'm adjacent to cocaine.
Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer!
I hate wine. I like beer!
"Oh, about beer I never lie," Crandall said. "A man who lies about beer makes enemies."
The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter.
I can't recall the food pyramid right now... how many beers should I be drinking today again?
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
You know, not only am I campaigning, but I'm running the world.
Joe Biden - Juli 2024
I just want to show them that I can play and I belong here. A lot of people don't think I should be here and I'm just here to prove that I do.
Bronny James - April 2023
I was born into it, so I feel like the path was already chosen. But my dad is cool enough to let me take whatever path I want if I wanted to not pursue basketball. But I think basketball is going to be my thing, for sure.
Bronny James - August 2022
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Juni 2024
My last year will be played with my son. Wherever Bronny's at, that's where I'll be. I would do whatever it takes to play with my son for one year. It's not about the money at that point.
LeBron James - February 2022
Perfection is impossible. In the 1,526 singles matches I played in my career, I won almost 80% of those matches. But what percentage of points did I win? 54%! In other words, even top ranked tennis players win barely more than half the points they play. When you lose every second point on average, you learn not to dwell on every shot.
Roger Federer - Juni 2024
We've had a lot of away games in the Champions League this season where we've heard the fans. When I think of the game in Newcastle, where you can hear our fans the whole time, even though it was said beforehand that Newcastle is the loudest stadium in England – that's really saying something. We are looking forward to our fans, they will deliver again in Paris.
I felt like a child amongst all the established players. First of all I had to prove myself in training and earn respect and over several months show what I was capable of.
Florian Wirtz - July 2021
Recently, on my 18th birthday, my mother showed me a note from my time at primary school. We had to write down what we wanted to be. The only thing I'd written was: football player. I really did always want that and started early on to kick everything I came across: balloons, balls and anything else lying around the house. There was a lot flying about at our place.
Florian Wirtz - July 2021
Your mom's so fat, even in Minecraft she appears round.

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