The best Quotes by J. Jonah Jameson

Who the f- are the Young Avengers?

Too many people don't really do what their heart's desire is.

Life is never completely without its challenges.

The more you read, the better you’re going to become as a storyteller.

You know, my motto is 'Excelsior.' That's an old word that means 'upward and onward to greater glory.' It's on the seal of the state of New York. Keep moving forward, and if it's time to go, it's time. Nothing lasts forever.

The pleasure of reading a story and wondering what will come next for the hero is a pleasure that has lasted for centuries and, I think, will always be with us.

Sooner or later, if man is ever to be worthy of his destiny, we must fill our hearts with tolerance.

We live in a diverse society - in fact, a diverse world - and we must learn to live in peace and with respect for each other.

I think I've never stopped feeling like a kid.

News Broadcast: "Police confirmed that the teen heroes apprehended the masked criminal known as the Shocker, before recovering over two million dollars in cash."
Spider-Man: "Making the Shocker look like an idiot. Which - granted - isn't tough, but it is always entertaining."

Hulkling: "So what do we do with the dealers?"
Patriot: "Leave 'em here, I guess."
Asgardian: "With a note saying, 'From your friendly neighborhood Young Avengers'? Because that'll stand up in court."
Patriot: "You got a better idea?"
Asgardian: "Gee, let me check my super hero manual. Oh, wait, it's in my other tights."

Kate Bishop: "Don't bother to thank me or anything."
Patriot: "For what? I don't need a rescue! Especially not from a-"
Kate Bishop: "You will if you finish that sentence."

Hulkling: "According to the Bugle, we're the Young Avengers."
Asgardian: "Okay, before we call her, we have to come up with a better name."

Remember, with great power. comes great responsibility!

When you look in her eyes and she's looking back in yours, everything feels not quite normal, because you feel stronger and weaker at the same time. You feel excited and at the same time, terrified. The truth is, you don't know what you feel except you know what kind of man you want to be. It's as if you've reached the unreachable and you weren't ready for it.

Loki: "I have an army."
Iron Man: "We have a Hulk!"

Captain America: "Big man in a suit-armor. Take that away, what are you?"
Iron Man: "A genius billionaire playboy philanthropist..."

We'll all fly away together. One last time. Into the forever. And beautiful sky.

Drax: "We'll kill anyone who gets in our way!"
Quill: "No not kill anyone."
Drax: "Kill a few people."
Quill: "Kill no people."
Drax: "Kill one guy. One stupid guy who no one loves."
Quill: "Now you're just making it sad."

Black Widow: "I don't know, the truth is a matter of circumstances. It's not all things to all people all the time, and neither am I."
Captain America: "That's a tough way to live."
Black Widow: "It's a good way not to die though."

Even if everyone is telling you that something wrong is something right. Even if the whole world is telling you to move, it is your duty to plant yourself like a tree, look them in the eyes and say no, you move.

You know what scares me the most? When it happens, when it comes over me and I totally lose control... I like it.

Thanks, but the last time I was in New York, I kind of broke... Harlem.

No amount of money ever bought a second of time.

Thor: "Have care how u speak! Loki is beyond reason, but he's from Asgard and he's my brother."
Black Widow: "He killed 80 people in 2 days."
Thor: "He's adopted..."

Your little cinematic universe is about to change forever. I'm the Messiah. I am Marvel Jesus!

Paradox: "Mr. Wilson. You have appeared to have soiled yourself while unconscious."
Wade Wilson: "I wasn't unconscious. Who are you?"

Dr. Strange: "That doesn’t make any sense."
The Ancient One: "Not everything does. Not everything has to. "

We never lose our demons, Mordo. We only learn to live above them.

The only ones who gods care about is themselves.

These hands were once used for battle. Now they're but humble tools for peace. I need to figure out exactly who I am. I want to choose my own path. Live in the moment. My Super Hero-ing days are over.

Asleep for the danger, awake for the money, as per frickin' usual.

Rocket Raccoon: "That's for if things get really hardcore. Or if you wanna blow up moons."
Gamora: "No one's blowing up moons."
Rocket Raccoon: "You just wanna suck the joy out of everything."

Thor: "We are just like the humans. We are born, we live, we die."
Loki: "Give or take 5,000 years."

I never wanted the throne, I only ever wanted to be your equal.

At some point we all have to choose. Between what the world wants you to be and who you are.

I’ve lived a lot of lives. But I’m done running from my past.

In times of crisis the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers.

Only the most broken people can be great leaders.

You break the rules and become a hero. I do it, I become the enemy... that doesn't seem fair.

You, Vision, are the piece of the Mind Stone that lives in me. You are a body of wires and blood and bone that I created. You are my sadness and my hope. But mostly, you're my love.

Rocket Raccoon: "Why would you wanna to save the galaxy?"
Peter Quill: "Cause I'm one of the idiots who lives in it."