Iron Man: 'Still, you are pretty spry, for an older fellow. What's your thing, Pilates?'
Captain America: 'What?'
Iron Man: 'It's like calisthenics. You might have missed a couple things, you know, doing time as a Capsicle.'
'That's all you got? Cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?'
'Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography.'
I seem to do quite well for a stretch, and then at the end of the sentence I say the wrong cranberry.Iron Man - 2, by Jarvis
Day 11, Test 37, Configuration 2.0. For lack of a better option, Dummy is still on fire safety. If you douse me again, and I'm not on fire, I'm donating you to a city college.Iron Man, by Tony Stark
Tony Stark: 'You got a family?'
Yinsen: 'Yes, and I will see them when I leave here. And you, Stark?'
Tony Stark: 'No.'
Yinsen: 'So you're a man who has everything... and nothing.'
Sometimes, you gotta run before you can walk.Iron Man, by Tony Stark
Tony Stark: 'Your eyes are red. Tears for your long lost boss?'
Pepper: 'Tears of joy. I hate job hunting.'
Captain America: 'Tony, we need a plan of attack.'
Tony Stark: 'I have a plan, attack!'
Soldier: 'Is it true you went twelve for twelve with last year's Maxim cover models?'
Tony Stark: 'That is an excellent question. Yes and no. March and I had a scheduling conflict but fortunately, the christmas cover was twins.'
Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?RespectIron Man - Tony Stark
Captain America: 'Big man in a suit-armor. Take that away, what are you?'
Iron Man: 'A genius billionaire playboy philanthropist...'
Loki: 'I have an army.'
Iron Man: 'We have a Hulk!'
Of the poeple in this room, who is wearing A: a strangly outfit and is B: not of use?The Avengers, by Iron Man
In a few hours, I'll know every dirty secret Shield has ever tried to hide... Blueberry?The Avengers, by Iron Man