Iron Man: "Still, you are pretty spry, for an older fellow. What's your thing, Pilates?"
Captain America: "What?"
Iron Man: "It's like calisthenics. You might have missed a couple things, you know, doing time as a Capsicle."
"That's all you got? Cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?"
"Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography."
I seem to do quite well for a stretch, and then at the end of the sentence I say the wrong cranberry.Iron Man - 2, by Jarvis
Day 11, Test 37, Configuration 2.0. For lack of a better option, Dummy is still on fire safety. If you douse me again, and I'm not on fire, I'm donating you to a city college.Iron Man, by Tony Stark
Tony Stark: "You got a family?"
Yinsen: "Yes, and I will see them when I leave here. And you, Stark?"
Tony Stark: "No."
Yinsen: "So you're a man who has everything... and nothing."
Sometimes, you gotta run before you can walk.Iron Man, by Tony Stark
Tony Stark: "Your eyes are red. Tears for your long lost boss?"
Pepper: "Tears of joy. I hate job hunting."
Captain America: "Tony, we need a plan of attack."
Tony Stark: "I have a plan, attack!"
Soldier: "Is it true you went twelve for twelve with last year's Maxim cover models?"
Tony Stark: "That is an excellent question. Yes and no. March and I had a scheduling conflict but fortunately, the christmas cover was twins."
Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?RespectIron Man - Tony Stark
Captain America: "Big man in a suit-armor. Take that away, what are you?"
Iron Man: "A genius billionaire playboy philanthropist..."
Loki: "I have an army."
Iron Man: "We have a Hulk!"
Of the poeple in this room, who is wearing A: a strangly outfit and is B: not of use?The Avengers, by Iron Man
In a few hours, I'll know every dirty secret Shield has ever tried to hide... Blueberry?The Avengers, by Iron Man