Quotes and Sayings about iPhones

Quotes and Sayings about iPhones

You're like the iPhone 5 of German TV hosts. Thin, light and unnecessarily tall.
Klaas Heufer-Umlauf in Joko & Klaas - neoParadise vom 13.09.2012
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We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.
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There's no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share. No chance.
Steve Ballmer (Microsoft CEO) - 04/2007, 2 months before first iPhone is released
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Asked my daughter to get me a phone book...
She's like, "Yo Gen X, how about keeping up? Just use my iPhone!"
I shrugged, took her iPhone and totally wrecked it when I crushed the spider on the wall.
Everyone wants an iPhone, but it would be impossible to design an iPhone in China because it's not a product; it's an understanding of human nature.
Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.
They have a new high-end iPhone called the iPhone 5S. The 'S' stands for 'shut up and give us your money'.
This is about as close as America gets to having a royal baby; Apple unveiling a new iPhone.
Oh my God, Larry, by the time I get out, there will've been like three new generations of iPhones!
Piper Chapman in Orange Is the New Black - Season 1 Episode 1
'Now I'm sleepy."
Siri: "Listen to me, [name]. Put down this iPhone right now and take a nap. I'll wait here."
"Tell ma a joke!"
Siri: "Two iPhones walk into a bar... I forget the rest."
Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can and my iPhone to accept the things I can't.

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Stan: "For what?"
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Stan: "Dude, when the police want to know where somebody is, they ask Apple!"
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Jacob: "Are you Steve Jobs?"
Cal: "What?"
Jacob: "Are you the billionaire owner of Apple Computers?"
Cal: "No."
Jacob: "Oh, OK. In that case, you've got no right to wear New Balance sneakers, ever."
Jacob Palmer in Crazy, Stupid, Love.
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You can make something big when young that will carry you through life. Look at all the big startups like Microsoft, Apple, Google, Facebook, Twitter, etc. They were all started by very young people who stumbled on something of unseen value. You'll know it when you hit a home run.
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I feel like at this point, Apple's releasing products, just to see if there's anything we won't buy.
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We should be thanking Apple for launching the $10,000 apple watch as the new gold standard in douchebag detection.
I consider Apple to be very closed. Let's say you have a book business, and you are charging 5 to 7 percent gross margins; you can't exist in an Apple world because they want 30 percent, and they don't care that you only have 7 percent to play with.
Think different.
(Apple)
You know, Apple Computer started in a garage. And we're starting in a condo. So we already have a leg up on Apple.
Pam Beesly in The Office - Season 5 Episode 22
We're very simple people at Apple. We focus on making the world's best products and enriching people's lives.
I've really enjoyed working together with Apple to help launch their new streaming service. It is really cool to see Apple getting involved.
Kygo - August 2019
I have all of the Apple products. Everything I've ever written, I've written on a Mac. My first computer, my roommates and I chipped in, and we got that first Macintosh - 128K. It had as much memory as a greeting card that plays music.
I don't have a phone. I refuse to be a slave to technology.
Wednesday Addams in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1
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That whole cellular idea is idiotic. Who wants to carry around a phone all the time? I don't want people calling me wherever I am.
Phil Taylor in The Sneaker Tree - November 2013
Ellen: "Ten minutes, or I'm taking away your phone."
Marcus: "Good. We're wasting our lives chained to these screens for our dopamine hits. Does it actually make us more fulfilled? No."
Max: "If I could have my phone surgically embedded into my hand, I would."
Maxine Baker in Ginny & Georgia - Season 2 Episode 1
Hey, let's watch the video I took from the last New Year's fireworks!
- no one, ever
People are very protective of their cell phones, how it's used, where it's used and how much it costs. It has become a very personal issue for a whole lot of people in this country.
Remember those teachers from the 90s who told you that you wouldn't always have a calculator in your pocket in the future? I'd love to smack my smartphone into his face today!
Anything can change, because the smartphone revolution is still in the early stages.
Tim Cook - Mai 2012
I can't go around without a phone. That's like going around without a brain or shoes.
You were born in a world where kids use smartphones before they talk.
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People think it's their cell phone that's expensive. Wrong. The value is in the information they keep inside it.
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The circus came back to town in Washington for the second impeachment trial of Donald OJ. Trump.
Jimmy Kimmel in Jimmy Kimmel Live! - February 2021
Trump's leaving office with his lowest approval rating yet. It's down to 29%. Which, for someone who recently incited a insurrection to overthrow the government isn't bad. Honestly, what would he have to do to get below 20%, Eat the constitution? Trump has the lowest average approval rating of any president in the modern era. The only one to leave office with a lower rating than that was Kevin Spacey.
For every $1 we could raise, they'll remove one pound of plastic from the ocean. We're trying to raise $30 million by the end of the year.
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'Who let the dogs out?"
Siri: "Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?"
'Will you be my friend?"
Siri: "That's nice! I'd like to be your friend."
Excuse me? Was there any reason to know Miley Cyrus before she was swinging naked on a wrecking ball?
Klaas Heufer-Umlauf in Joko & Klaas - Circus HalliGalli vom 11.11.2013
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Gay-marriage - great. I approve that, no problem. But you have to be gay for that!
Joko Winterscheidt in Joko & Klaas - Duell um die Welt, 30. November 2013
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The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.
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I can tell you first-hand from my experiences with Sacramento, the league does try to honor the fan bases it has, and encourage teams to stay in their home markets.
We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
(Plattenfirma) - 1962, to The Beatles
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I don't typically hop into the generation wars, because I've got a Gen X birth certificate and a boomer body.
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Without freedom of speech, there is no modern world, just a barbaric one.
Ai Weiwei - Oktober 2009
It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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Piper Chapman in Orange Is the New Black - Season 1 Episode 8
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Joko Winterscheidt in Joko & Klaas - Circus HalliGalli vom 14.10.2013
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