Quotes and Sayings about iPhones

You're like the iPhone 5 of German TV hosts. Thin, light and unnecessarily tall.

We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

There's no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share. No chance.

Asked my daughter to get me a phone book...
She's like, "Yo Gen X, how about keeping up? Just use my iPhone!"
I shrugged, took her iPhone and totally wrecked it when I crushed the spider on the wall.

Everyone wants an iPhone, but it would be impossible to design an iPhone in China because it's not a product; it's an understanding of human nature.

Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.

They have a new high-end iPhone called the iPhone 5S. The 'S' stands for 'shut up and give us your money'.

This is about as close as America gets to having a royal baby; Apple unveiling a new iPhone.

Oh my God, Larry, by the time I get out, there will've been like three new generations of iPhones!

'Now I'm sleepy."
Siri: "Listen to me, [name]. Put down this iPhone right now and take a nap. I'll wait here."

"Tell ma a joke!"
Siri: "Two iPhones walk into a bar... I forget the rest."

Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can and my iPhone to accept the things I can't.

Gerald Broflovski: "Well that does it, I'm going to the police!"
Stan: "For what?"
Gerald Broflovski: "To find out where Apple is keeping my son."
Stan: "Dude, when the police want to know where somebody is, they ask Apple!"

Jacob: "Are you Steve Jobs?"
Cal: "What?"
Jacob: "Are you the billionaire owner of Apple Computers?"
Cal: "No."
Jacob: "Oh, OK. In that case, you've got no right to wear New Balance sneakers, ever."

You can make something big when young that will carry you through life. Look at all the big startups like Microsoft, Apple, Google, Facebook, Twitter, etc. They were all started by very young people who stumbled on something of unseen value. You'll know it when you hit a home run.

I feel like at this point, Apple's releasing products, just to see if there's anything we won't buy.

We should be thanking Apple for launching the $10,000 apple watch as the new gold standard in douchebag detection.

I consider Apple to be very closed. Let's say you have a book business, and you are charging 5 to 7 percent gross margins; you can't exist in an Apple world because they want 30 percent, and they don't care that you only have 7 percent to play with.

Think different.

You know, Apple Computer started in a garage. And we're starting in a condo. So we already have a leg up on Apple.

We're very simple people at Apple. We focus on making the world's best products and enriching people's lives.

I've really enjoyed working together with Apple to help launch their new streaming service. It is really cool to see Apple getting involved.

I have all of the Apple products. Everything I've ever written, I've written on a Mac. My first computer, my roommates and I chipped in, and we got that first Macintosh - 128K. It had as much memory as a greeting card that plays music.

I don't have a phone. I refuse to be a slave to technology.

That whole cellular idea is idiotic. Who wants to carry around a phone all the time? I don't want people calling me wherever I am.

Ellen: "Ten minutes, or I'm taking away your phone."
Marcus: "Good. We're wasting our lives chained to these screens for our dopamine hits. Does it actually make us more fulfilled? No."
Max: "If I could have my phone surgically embedded into my hand, I would."

Hey, let's watch the video I took from the last New Year's fireworks!
- no one, ever

People are very protective of their cell phones, how it's used, where it's used and how much it costs. It has become a very personal issue for a whole lot of people in this country.

Remember those teachers from the 90s who told you that you wouldn't always have a calculator in your pocket in the future? I'd love to smack my smartphone into his face today!

Anything can change, because the smartphone revolution is still in the early stages.

I can't go around without a phone. That's like going around without a brain or shoes.

You were born in a world where kids use smartphones before they talk.

People think it's their cell phone that's expensive. Wrong. The value is in the information they keep inside it.

The circus came back to town in Washington for the second impeachment trial of Donald OJ. Trump.

Trump's leaving office with his lowest approval rating yet. It's down to 29%. Which, for someone who recently incited a insurrection to overthrow the government isn't bad. Honestly, what would he have to do to get below 20%, Eat the constitution? Trump has the lowest average approval rating of any president in the modern era. The only one to leave office with a lower rating than that was Kevin Spacey.

For every $1 we could raise, they'll remove one pound of plastic from the ocean. We're trying to raise $30 million by the end of the year.

I'm having a really good time. The costume's probably slightly different than you might expect. But to go back into the role [of Obi-Wan] is great.

'Who let the dogs out?"
Siri: "Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?"

'Will you be my friend?"
Siri: "That's nice! I'd like to be your friend."

Excuse me? Was there any reason to know Miley Cyrus before she was swinging naked on a wrecking ball?

Gay-marriage - great. I approve that, no problem. But you have to be gay for that!

The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.

I can tell you first-hand from my experiences with Sacramento, the league does try to honor the fan bases it has, and encourage teams to stay in their home markets.

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.

I don't typically hop into the generation wars, because I've got a Gen X birth certificate and a boomer body.

Without freedom of speech, there is no modern world, just a barbaric one.

It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.

Larry Bloom: "Piper, you put a pee stick in my rinsing cup."
Piper Chapman: "Well, you put your pee stick in my v*gina. And that's why we're in this situation."

You're a beautiful, sweet girl. F*ck this guy!

Well, I'm a demanding director. Back then, George Lucas wasn't like, "guys, let's stop shooting, the Ewoks are getting wet", back then.