Quotes and Sayings about iPhones

You're like the iPhone 5 of German TV hosts. Thin, light and unnecessarily tall.

Klaas Heufer-Umlauf in Joko & Klaas - neoParadise vom 13.09.2012

We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

There's no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share. No chance.

Steve Ballmer (Microsoft CEO) - 04/2007, 2 months before first iPhone is released

Asked my daughter to get me a phone book...
She's like, "Yo Gen X, how about keeping up? Just use my iPhone!"
I shrugged, took her iPhone and totally wrecked it when I crushed the spider on the wall.

Gen X

Everyone wants an iPhone, but it would be impossible to design an iPhone in China because it's not a product; it's an understanding of human nature.

Ai Weiwei

Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.

Al Franken

Apple

They have a new high-end iPhone called the iPhone 5S. The 'S' stands for 'shut up and give us your money'.

Jimmy Kimmel in Jimmy Kimmel Live!

This is about as close as America gets to having a royal baby; Apple unveiling a new iPhone.

Jimmy Kimmel in Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Apple

Oh my God, Larry, by the time I get out, there will've been like three new generations of iPhones!

Piper Chapman in Orange Is the New Black - Season 1 Episode 1

'Now I'm sleepy."
Siri: "Listen to me, [name]. Put down this iPhone right now and take a nap. I'll wait here."

Siri

"Tell ma a joke!"
Siri: "Two iPhones walk into a bar... I forget the rest."

Siri

Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can and my iPhone to accept the things I can't.

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Gerald Broflovski: "Well that does it, I'm going to the police!"
Stan: "For what?"
Gerald Broflovski: "To find out where Apple is keeping my son."
Stan: "Dude, when the police want to know where somebody is, they ask Apple!"

Stan Marsh in South Park - Season 15 Episode 1

Apple

Jacob: "Are you Steve Jobs?"
Cal: "What?"
Jacob: "Are you the billionaire owner of Apple Computers?"
Cal: "No."
Jacob: "Oh, OK. In that case, you've got no right to wear New Balance sneakers, ever."

Jacob Palmer in Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Steve Jobs Apple

You can make something big when young that will carry you through life. Look at all the big startups like Microsoft, Apple, Google, Facebook, Twitter, etc. They were all started by very young people who stumbled on something of unseen value. You'll know it when you hit a home run.

Steve Wozniak

Ideas Facebook Apple Business Google Microsoft

I feel like at this point, Apple's releasing products, just to see if there's anything we won't buy.

Jimmy Kimmel in Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Apple

We should be thanking Apple for launching the $10,000 apple watch as the new gold standard in douchebag detection.

Anna Kendrick

Apple

I consider Apple to be very closed. Let's say you have a book business, and you are charging 5 to 7 percent gross margins; you can't exist in an Apple world because they want 30 percent, and they don't care that you only have 7 percent to play with.

Gabe Newell

Apple

Think different.

(Apple)

Advertising Slogans Apple

You know, Apple Computer started in a garage. And we're starting in a condo. So we already have a leg up on Apple.

Pam Beesly in The Office - Season 5 Episode 22

Apple

We're very simple people at Apple. We focus on making the world's best products and enriching people's lives.

Tim Cook

Apple

I've really enjoyed working together with Apple to help launch their new streaming service. It is really cool to see Apple getting involved.

Kygo - August 2019

Apple

I have all of the Apple products. Everything I've ever written, I've written on a Mac. My first computer, my roommates and I chipped in, and we got that first Macintosh - 128K. It had as much memory as a greeting card that plays music.

Aaron Sorkin

Apple

I don't have a phone. I refuse to be a slave to technology.

Wednesday Addams in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1

Smartphones

Technology has forever changed the world we live in. We're online, in one way or another, all day long. Our phones and computers have become reflections of our personalities, our interests, and our identities. They hold much that is important to us.

James Comey

Smartphones

That whole cellular idea is idiotic. Who wants to carry around a phone all the time? I don't want people calling me wherever I am.

Phil Taylor in The Sneaker Tree - November 2013

Smartphones

Ellen: "Ten minutes, or I'm taking away your phone."
Marcus: "Good. We're wasting our lives chained to these screens for our dopamine hits. Does it actually make us more fulfilled? No."
Max: "If I could have my phone surgically embedded into my hand, I would."

Maxine Baker in Ginny & Georgia - Season 2 Episode 1

Smartphones

Hey, let's watch the video I took from the last New Year's fireworks!
- no one, ever

Smartphones Fireworks

People are very protective of their cell phones, how it's used, where it's used and how much it costs. It has become a very personal issue for a whole lot of people in this country.

Steve Largent

Smartphones

Remember those teachers from the 90s who told you that you wouldn't always have a calculator in your pocket in the future? I'd love to smack my smartphone into his face today!

Mathematics 90s Smartphones

Anything can change, because the smartphone revolution is still in the early stages.

Tim Cook - Mai 2012

Smartphones

I can't go around without a phone. That's like going around without a brain or shoes.

Hanna Marin in Pretty Little Liars

Smartphones

You were born in a world where kids use smartphones before they talk.

Sexify - Season 1 Episode 1

Smartphones

Our secretary of health and human sacrifice, RFK Jr.

Jimmy Kimmel (Jimmy Kimmel Live!) - May 2025

RFK Jr.

The circus came back to town in Washington for the second impeachment trial of Donald OJ. Trump.

Jimmy Kimmel in Jimmy Kimmel Live! - February 2021

Donald Trump

For every $1 we could raise, they'll remove one pound of plastic from the ocean. We're trying to raise $30 million by the end of the year.

Mark Rober in Jimmy Kimmel Live! - November 2021

I'm having a really good time. The costume's probably slightly different than you might expect. But to go back into the role [of Obi-Wan] is great.

Ewan McGregor in Jimmy Kimmel Live! - May 2021, about shooting the Obi-Wan series

Obi-Wan Kenobi

'Who let the dogs out?"
Siri: "Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?"

Siri

'Will you be my friend?"
Siri: "That's nice! I'd like to be your friend."

Siri

Excuse me? Was there any reason to know Miley Cyrus before she was swinging naked on a wrecking ball?

Klaas Heufer-Umlauf in Joko & Klaas - Circus HalliGalli vom 11.11.2013

Miley Cyrus Being naked

Gay-marriage - great. I approve that, no problem. But you have to be gay for that!

Joko Winterscheidt in Joko & Klaas - Duell um die Welt, 30. November 2013

Homosexuality & LGBTQ+

The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.

Isaac Asimov

Knowledge Society Science Wisdom

I can tell you first-hand from my experiences with Sacramento, the league does try to honor the fan bases it has, and encourage teams to stay in their home markets.

Steve Ballmer

Sacramento Kings

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.

(Plattenfirma) - 1962, to The Beatles

The Beatles Mistakes Guitars 1962

I don't typically hop into the generation wars, because I've got a Gen X birth certificate and a boomer body.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight) - A History of Chuck E. Cheese

Gen X Baby Boomers

Without freedom of speech, there is no modern world, just a barbaric one.

Ai Weiwei - Oktober 2009

Freedom of Speech

It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.

Al Franken

Shoes

Larry Bloom: "Piper, you put a pee stick in my rinsing cup."
Piper Chapman: "Well, you put your pee stick in my v*gina. And that's why we're in this situation."

Piper Chapman in Orange Is the New Black - Season 1 Episode 8

Vaginas

You're a beautiful, sweet girl. F*ck this guy!

Nicky Nichols in Orange Is the New Black

Well, I'm a demanding director. Back then, George Lucas wasn't like, "guys, let's stop shooting, the Ewoks are getting wet", back then.

Joko Winterscheidt in Joko & Klaas - Circus HalliGalli vom 14.10.2013

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