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Quotes and Sayings about Insurances
Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay, and never get anything back!
Al Bundy
in
Married... with Children
1
Marriage
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Kin Hubbard
1
Fun
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Woody Allen
1
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We all have to live with our disappointments. I have to sleep with mine.
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: "So do I, but I see no reason to drag you into it."
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The last thing a guy wants to look at at the end of the day is a woman.
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Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me.
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I, too, am a great believer in love. I want to find it myself some day. Let me give you a little bit of advice: Bed 'em, don't wed 'em. Do 'em, don't woo 'em. Date 'em, don't mate 'em.
Al Bundy
in
Married... with Children
Dad had one great dream, a dream that had been handed down from generation to generation of male Bundys: to build their own room and live separately from their wives. Sadly, they all failed.
Al Bundy
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The opera isn't over until the last heterosexual falls asleep.
Al Bundy
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Operas
I hate my life. Can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury the wife in the backyard.
Al Bundy
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Peg, if you want this house to look better, dust. If you want it to smell better, cook. If you want it to be happy, leave.
Al Bundy
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This woman came in and she was so fat she actually had three smaller women orbiting around her.
Al Bundy
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Fat People
Men, the one thing they're good for, they're not good at.
Peggy Bundy
in
Married... with Children
Men
Sex
I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
Peggy Bundy
in
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We're Bundys. We don't call the cops. People call them on us.
Peggy Bundy
in
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It's the way it works: Love plus time minus distance equals hate.
Louis C. K.
- 2017
1
Relationships
Marriage
A happy marriage doesn't mean you have a perfect spouse or a perfect marriage. It simply means you've chosen to look beyond the imperfections in both.
Fawn Weaver
6
Relationships
Perfection
Marriage
Lucy, every marriage is a dance; complicated at times, lovely at times, most the time very uneventful. But with Mickey, there will be times when your dance will be on broken glass. There will be pain. And you will either flee that pain or hold tighter and dance through it to the next smooth place.
Ka Hancock
in
Dancing on Broken Glass
5
Relationships
Marriage
Ideally, couples need three lives; one for him, one for her, and one for them together.
Jacqueline Bisset
2
Love
Relationships
Marriage
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Mignon McLaughlin
2
Love
Marriage
Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.
Homer Simpson
in
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2
Marriage
Love is not weakness. It is strong. Only the sacrament of marriage can contain it.
Boris Pasternak
1
Marriage
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
Kin Hubbard
The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.
Kin Hubbard
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
Kin Hubbard
If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.
Kin Hubbard
You've got to have fun in life. Otherwise, wow - imagine life without fun.
Prince Harry
Fun
Putting a little time aside for clean fun and good humor is very necessary to relieve the tensions of our time.
Hattie McDaniel
Humor & Comedy
Fun
'Have fun' is my message. Be silly. You're allowed to be silly. There's nothing wrong with it.
Jimmy Fallon
Craziness & Weirdness
Fun
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
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1
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Funny Quotes
Fun
Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game.
Michael Jordan
Sports
Fun
If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.
Katharine Hepburn
Fun
Rules
My philosophy is: If you can't have fun, there's no sense in doing it.
Paul Walker
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To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But, then one suffers from not loving.
Woody Allen
12
Love
Breakup
I wondered if a memory is something you have or something you've lost.
Woody Allen
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Memories
Past
Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Woody Allen
3
Love
Sex
Erotic Quotes
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Woody Allen
2
Women
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
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Masturbation
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Woody Allen
1
Money
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