Twitter is stupid and Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read.TwitterMax Black in 2 Broke Girls, Season 2 Episode 2
Han Lee: "Max, why did you kick out the hipsters?"
Max: "Cause I could not be in the background of another Instagram photo!"
A cow is a cow, no matter how many instagram filters you put on it.CowsLucrecia Montesinos Hendrich in Élite, Season 2 Episode 1
Selfies are electronic masturbation.Selfies, MasturbationKarl Lagerfeld
Annoyed by social media? Just hang out on Facebook for three minutes, Instagram will feel great again!FacebookUnknown, January 2023
Instagram makes people depressed & Twitter makes people angry. Which is better?TwitterElon Musk, January 2023
Dear Instagram, please stop recommending people to me that "I could know".
I do know 'em, but I don't like them!
Instagram reached 13 million users in just 13 months.Kevin Systrom
"Come one, let's make a boomerang for Instagram where we wave around our dirndl dresses!"
- Every woman at Oktoberfest
Social media is great, but also a bit scary. What people post is the most filtered, most carefully chosen and cleverly edited moments of their lives.Daisy Ridley
This is an important milestone for Facebook because it's the first time we've ever acquired a product and company with so many users. We don't plan on doing many more of these, if any at all.FacebookMark Zuckerberg (Facebook CEO), about taking over Instagram