The best Quotes from Inside Job

Once the withdrawal finally wore off, I realized sobriety agrees with me. So I took a shower, combed the cigarette ash out of my pubes and - boom - sober Rand is back.

Rand Ridley - Season 1 Episode 2

Daddy needs a new liver, honey. Can you grab one from the organ lab? It's urgent. Also, some booze. Just something to make the new live feel at home.

Rand Ridley - Season 1 Episode 2

I am not going back to my last job doing PR for the Kims. Kardashian and Jong-un. One of them has killed hundreds, and it's not the one you think.

Gigi Thompson - Season 1 Episode 2

Can you believe they'd even think of firing me? I've invented almost as many cures as diseases!

Dr. Andre Lee - Season 1 Episode 2

We had to make cutbacks. I already eliminated the department that puts backwards messages on vinyl records.

J.R. Scheimpough - Season 1 Episode 2

What's the point of unchecked power if we don't abuse it?

Reagan Ridley - Season 1 Episode 2

It's my second week and my third can of Axe body spray.

Brett Gelman - Season 1 Episode 2

I actually need a mediocre white man to act as a human shield and social lubricant while I accomplish my real goals.

Reagan Ridley - Season 1 Episode 1

Reagan: "You were fired for getting drunk and trying to blow up the sun."
Rand: "I was gonna cure skin cancer!"

Rand Ridley - Season 1 Episode 1

Skin

I invented selfies to trick the country into surveilling themselves.

Gigi Thompson - Season 1 Episode 1

Selfies

Brett Hand: "Question. Is this place evil?"
Reagan: "Uh, is Facebook evil? Is Starbucks evil?"

Reagan Ridley - Season 1 Episode 1

Facebook Starbucks

This is my lab, where everything is peaceful, efficient, and the thermostat is controlled entirely by me. Someday, I hope to make the whole world like this. Efficient that is, not controlled entirely by me. That would be totally egomaniacal. I would never do that.

Reagan Ridley - Season 1 Episode 1

I skipped grades and showers to prove that despite my dad's legacy I can run the shit out of this office.

Reagan Ridley - Season 1 Episode 1

Scheimpough: "I don't need to look at your eye-bags to know you've been working hard."
Reagan: "Thank you, sir. And I am prepared for them to get deeper."

Reagan Ridley - Season 1 Episode 1

You are so funny I could just assassinate you. No, really I could do it. My finger's hovering over the button.

J.R. Scheimpough - Season 1 Episode 1

Don't listen to my father, kids. He gets his news from Facebook and Ambien.

Reagan Ridley - Season 1 Episode 1

Reagan: "Has retirement made you go completely insane?"
Rand: "No, but the 5G radio waves in the air have."

Rand Ridley - Season 1 Episode 1

The world is controlled by shadowy elites and shape-shifting lizard people. Have you ever folded a one-dollar-bill? Look, you can make it say "boobs". What does that mean? Am I the only one who cares that the President is a robot?

Rand Ridley - Season 1 Episode 1

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You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view... Until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.

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I threw my 20th birthday party at Brown, and I didn't even have to say to anyone not to put pictures on Facebook. Not a single picture went up. That was when I knew I’d found a solid group of friends, and I felt like I belonged.

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Hercules, huh? That guy was like the Starbucks of Ancient Greece. Everywhere you turn - there he is.

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Even in the darkness, diamonds still shine.

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Why would anyone want to be a pirate? It's the best thing there is. Wind in your back. The salty sea air. Loyal crew by your side.

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What if everything that came from the past were influenced by the future?

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It takes much more courage to be in love than it does for war.

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