Quotes from Inside Job

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Once the withdrawal finally wore off, I realized sobriety agrees with me. So I took a shower, combed the cigarette ash out of my pubes and - boom - sober Rand is back.

Rand Ridley in Inside Job, Season 1 Episode 2
 
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Daddy needs a new liver, honey. Can you grab one from the organ lab? It's urgent. Also, some booze. Just something to make the new live feel at home.

Rand Ridley in Inside Job, Season 1 Episode 2
 
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I am not going back to my last job doing PR for the Kims. Kardashian and Jong-un. One of them has killed hundreds, and it's not the one you think.

Gigi Thompson in Inside Job, Season 1 Episode 2
 
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Can you believe they'd even think of firing me? I've invented almost as many cures as diseases!

Dr. Andre Lee in Inside Job, Season 1 Episode 2
 
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We had to make cutbacks. I already eliminated the department that puts backwards messages on vinyl records.

J.R. Scheimpough in Inside Job, Season 1 Episode 2
 
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What's the point of unchecked power if we don't abuse it?

Reagan Ridley in Inside Job, Season 1 Episode 2
 
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It's my second week and my third can of Axe body spray.

Brett Gelman in Inside Job, Season 1 Episode 2
 
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I actually need a mediocre white man to act as a human shield and social lubricant while I accomplish my real goals.

Reagan Ridley in Inside Job, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Reagan: "You were fired for getting drunk and trying to blow up the sun."
Rand: "I was gonna cure skin cancer!"

Rand Ridley in Inside Job, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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I invented selfies to trick the country into surveilling themselves.

SelfiesGigi Thompson in Inside Job, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Brett Hand: "Question. Is this place evil?"
Reagan: "Uh, is Facebook evil? Is Starbucks evil?"

Facebook, StarbucksReagan Ridley in Inside Job, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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This is my lab, where everything is peaceful, efficient, and the thermostat is controlled entirely by me. Someday, I hope to make the whole world like this. Efficient that is, not controlled entirely by me. That would be totally egomaniacal. I would never do that.

Reagan Ridley in Inside Job, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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I skipped grades and showers to prove that despite my dad's legacy I can run the shit out of this office.

Reagan Ridley in Inside Job, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Scheimpough: "I don't need to look at your eye-bags to know you've been working hard."
Reagan: "Thank you, sir. And I am prepared for them to get deeper."

Reagan Ridley in Inside Job, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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You are so funny I could just assassinate you. No, really I could do it. My finger's hovering over the button.

J.R. Scheimpough in Inside Job, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Don't listen to my father, kids. He gets his news from Facebook and Ambien.

Reagan Ridley in Inside Job, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Reagan: "Has retirement made you go completely insane?"
Rand: "No, but the 5G radio waves in the air have."

Rand Ridley in Inside Job, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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The world is controlled by shadowy elites and shape-shifting lizard people. Have you ever folded a one-dollar-bill? Look, you can make it say "boobs". What does that mean? Am I the only one who cares that the President is a robot?

Rand Ridley in Inside Job, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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