Inflation is the moment where even poor people can own a lot of money.
Inflation is just like pregnancy: there's no legal way to stop it.
Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up.
If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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