Quotes and Sayings about Inflation

Inflation is the moment where even poor people can own a lot of money.

Inflation is just like pregnancy: there's no legal way to stop it.

Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up.

If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one.

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

A man only learns in two ways: one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

Hawaii is the only place I know where they lay flowers on you while you are alive.

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today - for tomorrow's gonna be bad enough as it is.

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight.