Chris: "That'd be my momma. I owe everything to her."
Jenny: "A man who loves his momma."
Chris: "Love is a part of it. The rest is pure fear."
Chauncey: "I'm not gonna lie, you're growing quickly on me."
Jenny: "Hopefully, like a fungus that spreads down your throat and chokes you to death."
Maddie: "I just got my braces off and had to wear that derpy retainer."
Becca: "It wasn't that bad."
Maddie: "Tell that to Brad Abrams."
Becca: "Oh, my God, that's right. You gave Brad a second circumcision."
Jenny: "I'm an American. You can't take me off the street."
Chauncey: "Technically, you shouldn't be able to take anyone off the street. Regardless of their nationality."
Faina: "I like you."
Jenny: "You don't even know me, Faina."
Faina: "Then let's change that."
Jenny Franklin: "This is just a phase, right?"
Ladonna Davis: "It better be. I'm about to strangle one of these moody little btches."
Jenny: "Come on, baby. We're here."
Becca: "Mom, cut it with the baby stuff. Okay?"
Jenny: "It's just a term of endearment, Becca."
Becca: "Well it's beyond embarrassing. So are you right now."
Jenny: "Rebecca Mary Leah Franklin, we're here. Get the hell out of the car. Better?"