Quotes and Sayings about IKEA

Broker: "I found a nice house, but has no furnitures."
Zlatan: "Then you go to IKEA and you get the furnitures."
Broker: "Rich people don't buy furnitures in IKEA."
Zlatan: "No, but intelligent people do."

Zlatan Ibrahimović

Ikaris: "I bet you've built the perfect safe house. And what's this even made of - Vibranium?"
Phastos: "Fall collection. IKEA."

Phastos in Eternals

Sweden. Who hasn't spent 20 minutes in IKEA and immediately wanted to launch an attack on Sweden?

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)

Sweden

Shaggy: "Look around, man! The clean, modern aesthetic, the cool blue color palette. We're in..."
Scooby-Doo: "...IKEA!"

Scooby-Doo in Scooby-Doo - SCOOBY!

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But he was home. Hogwarts was the first and best home he had known. He and Voldemort and Snape, the abandoned boys, had all found home here.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Home Hogwarts

It's like you're homesick for a place that doesn't even exist.

Garden State

Desire Breakup Home

Go back to your books, your fireplace. Plant your trees, watch them grow. If more of us valued home above gold, it would be a merrier world.

Thorin Eichenschild in The Hobbit - The Battle of the Five Armies

Home

I look at you, and I... and I'm home. Please! I don't want that to go away. I don't want to forget.

Dory in Finding Nemo

Forgetting Home

It's a funny thing about comin' home. Looks the same, smells the same, feels the same. You'll realize what's changed is you.

Benjamin Button in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Change Home

Home is a hard place to leave, even if you are unhappy there.

Alexander in King's Quest - VI: Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow

Home

Tell the World I'm coming home
Let the rain wash away
All the pain of yesterday
I know my kingdom awaits
And they've forgiven my mistakes

Sean Combs - Coming Home

Home

I am laying in my bed, in my house and all I want to do is go home.

Home

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts.

Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

Love Home Feet

You must go on a long journey before you can really find out how wonderful home is.

Tove Jansson - Moominland

Home

Home can only be discovered abroad.

Siegfried Lenz

Home Wanderlust

Fortune likes to visit houses with happy people in them.

Home

Here's kind of my motto - if you're not happy at home, you're not happy anywhere else.

Angie Harmon

Home

When you feel homesick, just look up. Because the moon is the same wherever you go.

Donna Tartt in The Secret History

Home

You will never be completely at home again, because part of your heart always will be elsewhere. That is the price you pay for the richness of loving and knowing people in more than one place.

Miriam Adeney (Author, Associate Professor of World Christian Studies)

Traveling Home Wanderlust

I like my money where I can see it - hanging in my closet!

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City

Shopping

Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shows can change your life.

Cinderella Shoes Shopping

Phoebe: "It's not mine, I didn't earn it. If i kept it, it would be like stealing."
Rachel: "Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping."

Rachel Green in Friends - Season 1 Episode 3

Shopping

Sweetie, I just spent $395 on a pair of open-toed Gucci's last week. This is not the place to be frugal.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 10

Shoes Shopping Gucci

We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles. In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves.

Banksy in Wall and Piece

Capitalism Shopping

Good clothing is a passport for happiness.

Yves Saint Laurent

Shopping Fashion

Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want.

Shopping Men & Women

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.

Jean Paul Getty

Money Shopping

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.

Gertrude Stein

Shopping

I shop, therefore I am.

Tammy Faye Bakker

Shopping

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.

Tammy Faye Bakker

Shopping

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.

Marcelene Cox

Women Shopping

Occasionally I go shopping for clothes, but I find the whole thing a real chore.

Catherine McCormack

Shopping

Always try clothes on before you buy them. Stand, sit, walk and inspect yourself from all angles before you buy it so you don't regret it later. Knowing what it looks like on you is very important, as your body shape must suit the cut of the outfit.

Tena Desae

Shopping Fashion

I like my money right where I can see it... hanging in my closet.

Sarah Jessica Parker

Money Shopping

Velma Dinkley: "Maybe this can lead us to Scooby and Shaggy: Trace amounts of mustache oil, twelve year-old scotch...-"
Daphne Blake: "Ugh! Is the bad guy my dad?"

Daphne Blake in Scooby-Doo - SCOOBY!

In a world destroyed by evil, discover the epic origin story of the greatest team of heros in the history of mystery.

Scooby-Doo in Scooby-Doo - SCOOBY!

I'm as cute as a Powerpuff Girl. I'll get my own show.

Scooby-Doo in Scooby-Doo

Friends don't quit.

Shaggy in Scooby-Doo

You know what's never saved the planet? Your sarcasm.

Phastos in Eternals

Sarcasm

I'm just destroying the Eternals. I'm not destroying the Earth.

Phastos in Eternals - Vol 5

Since I left France, everything has gone downhill. France needs me, I don't need France. Even if you have Mbappé, Neymar and Messi, it doesn't help you because you don't have God.

Zlatan Ibrahimović - October 2022

Neymar Paris Saint-Germain

This is for Mino Raiola. It's the first title I have won without Mino by my side. I was close to signing for Napoli, then he told me that I was the only one who could save Milan. So I dedicate it to him.

Zlatan Ibrahimović - May 2022

Mino Raiola A.C. Milan

We have watched and guided. We have helped them progress, and seen them accomplish wonders. Throughout the years, we have never interfered. Until now.

Ajak in Eternals

Sersi: "We're Eternals. We came here 7000 years ago to protect humans from the Deviants."
Dane Whitman: "Why didn't you guys help fight Thanos? Or any war? Or all the other terrible things throughout history?"
Sersi: "We were instructed not to interfere in any human conflicts unless Deviants were involved."

Sersi in Eternals

Thanos

Germany... a country whose idea of a bedtime story is two children being left to die in the forest, before nearly being cooked and eaten and then murdering an old woman.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)

Germany Fairytales

Australia... home of every animal that seems like it should already be extinct.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)

Australia

I'm glad to announce that President Erdogan has agreed to forward the accession protocol for Sweden to the grand national assembly as soon as possible.

Jens Stoltenberg - Juli 2023

Sweden 2023 NATO

If Finland and Sweden decide to do so, they are very welcome to join NATO.

Annalena Baerbock - April 2022

Finland Sweden NATO

Our secretary of health and human sacrifice, RFK Jr.

Jimmy Kimmel (Jimmy Kimmel Live!) - May 2025

RFK Jr.

For every $1 we could raise, they'll remove one pound of plastic from the ocean. We're trying to raise $30 million by the end of the year.

Mark Rober in Jimmy Kimmel Live! - November 2021

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