Elliot: "I am through taking my clothes off in front of men!"
Dr. Kelso: "I think I can speak for all of us when I say: we'll live."
Dr. Kelso: "I think I can speak for all of us when I say: we'll live."
Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 13
5Dr. Cox: "You going there, chief?"
Bob Kelso: "No. If I wanted to make small talk over low-grade beef, I'd have dinner at home."
Bob Kelso: "No. If I wanted to make small talk over low-grade beef, I'd have dinner at home."
Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 7
Dr. Kelso: "Next time, if you're not here in 30 minutes, I expect a free dead body or some garlic knots."
Turk: "Dr Kelso, that's extremely insensitive."
Dr. Kelso: "I don't think so. Miss Parker, you care to weigh in? Nope, she's fine with it. She knows a thing or two. Except, of course, that a yellow light means to slow down."
Turk: "Dr Kelso, that's extremely insensitive."
Dr. Kelso: "I don't think so. Miss Parker, you care to weigh in? Nope, she's fine with it. She knows a thing or two. Except, of course, that a yellow light means to slow down."
Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 6
1Well, that, and a little medical boondoggle I have to go to in Cleveland. And by medical boondoggle I mean golf-weekend. And by Cleveland I mean Hawaii. Anyway, I have to go catch my bus to the airport. And by bus I mean helicopter.
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Dr. Cox: "You're an annoying, whining man-child."
J.D.: "That question wasn't directed to you!"
Dr. Cox: "What question?"
Dr. Cox: "You're an annoying, whining man-child."
J.D.: "That question wasn't directed to you!"
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J.D.: "When one person dies, another person gets a chance to live. I like to call it the circle of life."
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J.D.: "I like that baby lion cub... what's his name?"
Dr. Cox: "Uhm, Simba."
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J.D.: "I like that baby lion cub... what's his name?"
Dr. Cox: "Uhm, Simba."
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Dr. Cox: "I'm sure the 'pulse' setting on your shower head will be devastated!"
If you're worried about people seeing your ass, do what all the other girls do and tie a sweater around your waist.
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Elliot: "I like her freckles."
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