While I was busy hating Vegas, and hiding from Vegas, a funny thing happened. I grew to love Vegas.
Beer is amazing. Nutritional. Medicinal. A beverage, but also a meal.
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We stole the Statue of Liberty! The small one, from Las Vegas. I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower - also Vegas.
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Phil, you let this dude [Dennis Rodman] go to vacation, we not gonna see him. You let him go to Vegas, we definitely not gonna see him.
Michael Jordan in The Last Dance - Episode 3
Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment.
No. Well, yes - experience.
Michael Schumacher - September 2003, after being asked, whether he won in Las Vegas
I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.
Man, I really like Vegas.
Bangkok, like Las Vegas, sounds like a place where you make bad decisions.
I've spent more time in Las Vegas than any other city, almost including L.A. where I live.
I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one.
Las Vegas looks the way you’d imagine heaven must look at night.
Chuck Palahniuk - Invisible Monsters
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
If you know how to live in Vegas you can have the best time.
It’s hard to imagine a bigger desert oasis than Las Vegas.
Oh, come on, ref! I haven't seen that much hooking go unpunished since my last trip to Vegas.
Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 4
They say money can't buy happiness. But it can book your flight to Vegas - which is kinda the same.
Be sure to wear a condom, not everything stays in Vegas!
Alan Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 9 Episode 8
1No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kids with fake IDs.
Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 8 Episode 10
3All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.
In heaven there's no beer, so let's just drink it here.
Arthur: "109? The hell's in that beer, huh?"
David: "Pure joy in every single drop, man."
David: "Pure joy in every single drop, man."
Julestorm - A Storm for Christmas - Season 1 Episode 1
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
You know what is better than drinking a beer? Brewing your own beer. And then drinking it. And then... Drinking another beer. And then, punching somebody in the snout! That's what!
Chen Stormstout in World of Warcraft - Mists of Pandaria
If I have a near-beer, I'm near beer. And if I'm near beer, I'm close to tequila. And if I'm close to tequila, I'm adjacent to cocaine.
"Oh, about beer I never lie," Crandall said. "A man who lies about beer makes enemies."
The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter.
I can't recall the food pyramid right now... how many beers should I be drinking today again?
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.
Joe Biden - März 2024
What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?
The Wok.
The Wok.
I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.
When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
I tried phone sex - it gave me an ear infection.
During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else.
I like to read biographies of authors that I love, like Richard Yates. I also like to see what non-fiction authors are out there. My bible is Something Happened. It's one of the greatest books I've ever read. But if I don't read a Dostoevsky soon I'm going to kill myself.
For 45 years I've worked without an audience.
I love being famous. It validates that I have something to say.