The best Quotes by J. R. Moehringer

The best Quotes by J. R. Moehringer

John Joseph Moehringer (born December 7, 1964), known by his pen name J. R. Moehringer, is an American novelist, journalist, and ghostwriter. In 2000, he won the Pulitzer Prize for newspaper feature writing. He collaborated on the 2021 film adaptation of his memoir The Tender Bar (2005).

While I was busy hating Vegas, and hiding from Vegas, a funny thing happened. I grew to love Vegas.
Beer is amazing. Nutritional. Medicinal. A beverage, but also a meal.

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We stole the Statue of Liberty! The small one, from Las Vegas. I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower - also Vegas.
Phil, you let this dude [Dennis Rodman] go to vacation, we not gonna see him. You let him go to Vegas, we definitely not gonna see him.
Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment.
No. Well, yes - experience.
Michael Schumacher - September 2003, after being asked, whether he won in Las Vegas
I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.
Man, I really like Vegas.
Bangkok, like Las Vegas, sounds like a place where you make bad decisions.
I've spent more time in Las Vegas than any other city, almost including L.A. where I live.
Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse.
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Las Vegas is a 24-hour city. It never stops.
I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one.
Las Vegas looks the way you’d imagine heaven must look at night.
Chuck Palahniuk - Invisible Monsters
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
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If you know how to live in Vegas you can have the best time.
It’s hard to imagine a bigger desert oasis than Las Vegas.
Oh, come on, ref! I haven't seen that much hooking go unpunished since my last trip to Vegas.
Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks - it says 'Goodbye'.
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They say money can't buy happiness. But it can book your flight to Vegas - which is kinda the same.
Be sure to wear a condom, not everything stays in Vegas!
Alan Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 9 Episode 8
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No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kids with fake IDs.
Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 8 Episode 10
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All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.
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On victory, you deserve beer.
On defeat, you need it.
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Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will.
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In heaven there's no beer, so let's just drink it here.
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Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
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A quart of ale is a dish for a king.
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Where's the "any key"? Hm... I think I order a "tab".
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Arthur: "109? The hell's in that beer, huh?"
David: "Pure joy in every single drop, man."
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
You know what is better than drinking a beer? Brewing your own beer. And then drinking it. And then... Drinking another beer. And then, punching somebody in the snout! That's what!
Chen Stormstout in World of Warcraft - Mists of Pandaria
If I have a near-beer, I'm near beer. And if I'm near beer, I'm close to tequila. And if I'm close to tequila, I'm adjacent to cocaine.
Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer!
I hate wine. I like beer!
"Oh, about beer I never lie," Crandall said. "A man who lies about beer makes enemies."
The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter.
I can't recall the food pyramid right now... how many beers should I be drinking today again?
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.
Joe Biden - März 2024
What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?
The Wok.
I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.
When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
I tried phone sex - it gave me an ear infection.
During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else.
I like to read biographies of authors that I love, like Richard Yates. I also like to see what non-fiction authors are out there. My bible is Something Happened. It's one of the greatest books I've ever read. But if I don't read a Dostoevsky soon I'm going to kill myself.
For 45 years I've worked without an audience.
I love being famous. It validates that I have something to say.

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