The best Quotes by Lagertha Loðbrók

"I don't want to kill you, woman."
Lagertha: "You couldn't kill me if you tried for a hundred years."

Warriors don't show their heart until the axe reveals it.

It is one thing to use a weapon, but another to kill.

One must always think the worst, Ragnar, even of your own kin. That way, you avoid too much disappointment in life.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.

Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"

Been sleeping in this car six years. Pissed, puked, jizzed in it. By law of bodily fluids, it's mine.

I have red hair, freckles and crooked teeth. I don't need any more character!