The best Quotes from Lucky Luke

Averell: "I love exotic food! What do you call this delicious crust around the frijoles?"
Espuelas: "It's called a terracotta bowl, amigo."

Lucky Luke: "I wonder how you manage to read with everything that's going on."
Jolly Jumper: "By turning the pages just like everyone else."

Luke: "The Daltons have a baby."
"The Daltons are reproducing?!"
Luke: "Calm down, it's just a kidnapping."

Joe Dalton: "It's not over, Cowboy. We will meet again!"
Lucky Luke: "I sure hope so. It was amusing."

Crazy Wolf: "Crazy Wolf finally gave up smoking."
Lucky Luke: "Yep, me too."
Crazy Wolf: "Did you suffer from many cravings?"
Lucky Luke: "Yep - I had to chew on a piece of straw for a long time."

Thug: "Don't you see I have a cannon? One move from my hand, and you are obliterated."
Luke: "Make the move!"

Here, savor it you don't get to smoke much at the end of a rope.

Averell: "No, seriously, who am I supposed to be?"
Joe: "You are an idiot!"
Averell: "Oh, okay, that's all I wanted to know."

William: "Sorry, I got lost on the way back."
Joe: "Really? While holding a map?!"
William: "Oh, right. How silly. I plain didn't think to look at it!"
Joe: "You.... you... you Averell!"

Luke: "We need to split up to cover more ground. Joe, go North; Jack, go South; William, go West; Averell, go East."
Joe: "What about you?"
Luke: "Me? Well, I am following you!"
Joe: "Of course. Don't expect us to be stupid enough to leave you alone here!"
Luke: "They really are dumber than I thought."

I'm a poor lonesome cowboy,
But it doesn't bother me,
For this poor lonesome cowboy
Prefers a horse for company.
Got nothing against women,
But I wave them all goodbye.
My horse and me keep riding;
We don't like being tied.

Charlie Brown: "We only live once, Snoopy."
Snoopy: "Wrong! We only die once. We live every day!"

Sometimes, memories sneak out of my eyes and roll down my cheeks.

Clever of me to use my spine to break my fall like that.

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the ingrown toenail on the foot of crime!

If I wanted the government in my house, I'd buy Alexa.

Kid, I'm a writer that wrote something successful, so if you want me to give it up, you're gonna need a black belt or a big pair of t*ts.

I love life. Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like... it makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautiful sadness.

Do you know what happened to the last people Germans were pissed off at? Tell him, Kyle!

What did you do, comb your hair with an eggbeater?

It takes a strong heart to cry, but it takes a stronger heart to say why.

Quagmire: "You got to help me. I'm looking for a little boy with red overalls and a yellow shirt."
French Man: "You are looking to buy or to rent?"
Quagmire: "What? No! God! How is Paris considered a classy city?"
French Man: "The buildings are beautiful, the people are trash."

Chris: "Now you just take that beautiful hair down to the salon, and you'll be a ten."
Stewie: "On a scale of a billion?"

In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner strength.

Sometimes life is like this dark tunnel, you can’t always see the light at the end of the tunnel, but if you just keep moving, you will come to a better place

Patrick: "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Squidward Tentacles: "No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Yes, Patr... No, horseradish is not an instrument either!"

I'm Patrick. My name means "toaster" in Celtic.

Whoa, this is big. I really need some time to drink about this.

Man, after-work drinks taste so much better than instead-of-work drinks.

I'm responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast!

I feel like my life is just a series of unrelated wacky adventures.

Pinky, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "counter-intelligence". You have the I.Q. of plaster.

Brain: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so, Brain. But me and Pippi Longstocking... I mean, what would the children look like?"

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a p-rn star!

Guns don't kill people, people kill people! Guns defend people against people with smaller guns.

There's an old German saying: 'Don't blame the fish!' There are other sayings, but they mostly involve genocide...

Animals are my favorite people.

Life is like a hurricane, here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes, it's a duck blur
Might solve a mystery or rewrite history
DuckTales - ooh ooh
Every day they're out there making DuckTales

You've succeeded in showing me life is worth living, by showing me how bad my funeral will suck.

Bite my shiny metal a-ss!

People get built different. We don't need to figure it out, we just need to respect it.

Suckin' at something is the first step to being sorta good at something.

Jesse: "It really is making her dumber. I can't believe humans dink this stuff."
Yumyulack: "This would be going a lot faster if we had some Mountain Dew."

From now on, I want nothing but perfect behavior from you two. No terraforming the gym or making pod people or any of that Outer Limits bullshit!

Your cells age at half the rate of a normal human. When you're 40, you'll still have the leucocytes of a teenager.