Freedom and whisky gang thegither!
Suspense is worse than disappointment.
His locked, lettered, braw brass collar, Shewed him the gentleman and scholar.
Affliction's sons are brothers in distress; A brother to relieve, how exquisite the bliss!
Man's inhumanity to man makes countless thousands mourn!
There is no such uncertainty as a sure thing.
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What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.
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Whisky's good proofing water. Tells you who's real and who isn't.
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Whiskey is liquid sunshine.
Stop your nonsense and drink your whiskey!
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Dagmar: "It's Whiskey."
Dagmar: "It's Whiskey."
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