The best Quotes by Bob Kelso

The best Quotes by Bob Kelso

Robert "Bob" Kelso, M.D., is a fictional character played by Ken Jenkins in the American comedy-drama Scrubs. Bob Kelso is the chief of medicine for Sacred Heart Hospital for the first seven seasons of Scrubs, though he resigns in the episode "My Dumb Luck".

Nothing in this world that's worth having comes easy.
Scrubs - Season 4 Episode 20
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Elliot: "I am through taking my clothes off in front of men!"
Dr. Kelso: "I think I can speak for all of us when I say: we'll live."
Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 13
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Dr. Cox: "You going there, chief?"
Bob Kelso: "No. If I wanted to make small talk over low-grade beef, I'd have dinner at home."
Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 7
Dr. Kelso: "Next time, if you're not here in 30 minutes, I expect a free dead body or some garlic knots."
Turk: "Dr Kelso, that's extremely insensitive."
Dr. Kelso: "I don't think so. Miss Parker, you care to weigh in? Nope, she's fine with it. She knows a thing or two. Except, of course, that a yellow light means to slow down."
Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 6
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Well, that, and a little medical boondoggle I have to go to in Cleveland. And by medical boondoggle I mean golf-weekend. And by Cleveland I mean Hawaii. Anyway, I have to go catch my bus to the airport. And by bus I mean helicopter.
Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 19
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What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso. How ya doin'.
Scrubs - Season 3 Episode 10
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Quotes about Bob Kelso

Bob Kelso: "If there is one thing I have learned, it's that you can't schedule love."
Dr. Cox: "I think your credit card statement would beg to differ."
Perry Cox in Scrubs - Season 4 Episode 17
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Because nothing sucks more than feeling all alone, no matter how many people are around.
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Sometimes in life when you get what you want, you end up missing what you left behind.
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Couples who are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is they don't let it take them down. One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time. If it's right, and they're real lucky, one of them will say something.
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The truth is, it's all of your memories, the joyful ones and the heartbreaking ones, that make up who you are as a person.
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Because even if it breaks your heart to be 'just friends'... if you really care about someone, you'll take the hit.
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You just have to remember, that even if things are changing all around you, deep down you're still the same person.
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I grew up on the street. No, not the hood. The Sesame Street.
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I don't believe in fate. I believe we have more control than we think and that every action has a reaction. After all, the most minor event, even a butterfly flapping its wings, can change everything.
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Sometimes you just have to do what's right for your friend. Even if it means sacrificing your own happiness. When it comes down to it, you just have to be proud of the decision you make.
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God, my brilliance is now becoming a bit of a burden. Get back to me!
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I love this moment so much, I want to have sex with it.
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Do you actually listen to yourself when you speak, or do you find you drift in and out?
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Because often when you do it, it makes you happy. Things have a way of working out.
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J.D.: "What's wrong with me?"
Dr. Cox: "You're an annoying, whining man-child."
J.D.: "That question wasn't directed to you!"
Dr. Cox: "What question?"
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In the end, the most important thing to accept is that - no matter how alone you feel, how painful it may be - with the help of those around you, you'll get through this too.
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J.D.: "When one person dies, another person gets a chance to live. I like to call it the circle of life."
Dr. Cox: "Oh, my God, you must stop
watching The Lion King."
J.D.: "I like that baby lion cub... what's his name?"
Dr. Cox: "Uhm, Simba."
J.D.: "Trick question - you like it too!"
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Did Santa finally bring you that Y-chromosome you always wanted?
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Sometimes all it takes is a slammin' hottie to make you dig down deep and discover who you really are.
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Dr. Cox: "I hate you. You suck."
Elliot: "I know, but I've been trying harder."
Dr. Cox: "Barbie? Talking to the computer, but nice self esteem."
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It's hard to face a harsh truth about yourself. The only thing you can do, is try to take positive steps.
J.D. in Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 9
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It's about the day I realised, that admitting we're not heroic, is when we're the most heroic of all.
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I'm gonna go ahead and write you a prescription for two testicles; and you feel free to get this filled out whenever you want.
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Either this kid's got a light bulb up his butt, or his colon has a great idea.
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Caus' you see, for me, sex is a sport, like racquetball. Play hard for half an hour, work up a sweat and hope you don't get hit in the eye.
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Turk: "Well?"
J.D.: "It's beautiful. But my parents are killing me, if I marry a black guy."
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Elliot: "I'm notifying all my old boyfriends today that I'm officially off the market."
Dr. Cox: "I'm sure the 'pulse' setting on your shower head will be devastated!"
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Have you ever had a thought, that you didn't immediately verbalize?
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About a year ago, Jordan said she wanted to 'crash for a while'. Now my office is a nursery, my closet is my office, my clothes are in the entertainment center, and my TV is in the john - which I guess is kind of nice, I don't even know anymore.
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Julie: "It has minimal side effects, only nausea, impotence, and anal leakage."
Dr. Cox: "I'm getting two out of three from the conversation."
Perry Cox in Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 7
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If you're worried about people seeing your ass, do what all the other girls do and tie a sweater around your waist.
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Should I talk slower or get a nurse who speaks fluent Moron?
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The biggest difference from Hawaii and Alabama would probably be there's no beaches. But other than that, the people are very nice.
I grew up in Hawaii. My love of the natural world began here.
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Either way, when you hit that low point, you have a choice. You can either wallow in self-pity, or you can suck it up. It's your call.
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Maybe it's not about being the best. Maybe it's about finding little things, that get you through the day. Whether it's the support of someone close to you, or letting yourself feel overwhelmed - if only for a moment.
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Elliot: "When did you meet Morgan Freeman?"
Turk: "That's my mom."
Elliot: "I like her freckles."
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I started an 'I hate Cox'-chatroom. Hasn't worked out the way I planned. It's me, two interns and 14,000 lesbians.
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One way or another, everyone stops bleeding.
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Turk: "Dude, what's the rule about white boys dancing in public?"
J.D.: "Not allowed unless you're gay..."
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Turk: "Eight seconds! Is that a new record, baby?"
Carla: "That depends, what are we talking about?"
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Helping someone move is like oral sex. You do it once and they owe you for life.

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