The best Quotes by Peter Alliss

The best Quotes by Peter Alliss

Peter Alliss (28 February 1931 – 5 December 2020) was an English professional golfer, television presenter, commentator, author and golf course designer. Following the death of Henry Longhurst in 1978, he was regarded by many as the "Voice of golf". In 2012 he was inducted into the World Golf Hall of Fame in the Lifetime Achievement category.

One good thing about rain in Scotland. Most of it ends up as scotch.
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He used to be fairly indecisive, but now he's not so certain.
Those trees seem to grow every year.

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If you're a homeless, alcoholic Scott and you had tourettes... how would they ever know?
I'm fiercely proud to be Scottish.
Whisky to a Scotsman is as innocent as milk to the rest of the human race.
Scotland should be nothing less than equal with all the other nations of the world.
I loved going surfing down on Venice Beach. I'd go out with a board under my arm and think, "I can't do that in Cranhill."
Hobbits are a lot like Scots. It's all about nature and enjoying their land, which is a very Scottish thing.
After I've been in America for a while, I get homesick for Scotland.
There's just no place like Scotland when the sun is out. I just love coming home.
There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.
The trouble with Scotland is that it's full of Scots.
Longshanks in Braveheart
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Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Scotland - and that's practically the same thing.
Every time you kiss me, it's like sunshine and whiskey.
Frankie Ballard - Sunshine & Whiskey
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Look, for the last time: We have nothing to protect but our honor. So you can take your cheap horse piss that you call "whiskey" which, by the way, is spelled without an "e" and is nothing compared to a Single Malt Scotch and you can go fk yourself.
Merlin in Kingsman - The Golden Circle
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They say God invented whiskey to stop the Irish from rulin' the world.
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Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
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I wish to live to 150 years old, but the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other.
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Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky, and a dog to eat the rare steak.
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Freedom and whisky gang thegither!
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So much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey.
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What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.
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Lenny Feder: "Doctor, wouldn't it be nice if there was a cure for anger?"
Dr. Larry: "There is. It's called Jack Daniels."
I got some scotch. Aged eighteen years. The way I like it.
Jeanine Stifler / Stifler's Mom in American Pie - 1
Mel: "Any chance of getting a cosmo?"
Jack: "Nope. Not unless you brought your own Cointreau."
Mel: "I did not. So, mixed drinks are not...-"
Jack: "Not our thing. But I have all the boys: Johnnie, Jack, and Jim."
Jack Sheridan in Virgin River - Season 1 Episode 1
Whisky's good proofing water. Tells you who's real and who isn't.
Thomas Shelby in Peaky Blinders - Season 1 Episode 3
Whiskey is liquid sunshine.
Stop your nonsense and drink your whiskey!
Bean: "Wow, that's the best soup I ever had!"
Dagmar: "It's Whiskey."
Princess Bean in Disenchantment - Season 2 Episode 1
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
I like singing and I like drinking Scotch. Most people prefer hearing me while drinking Scotch.
I should never have switched from Scotch to martinis.
One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.
Joe Biden - März 2024
What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?
The Wok.
I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.
When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
I tried phone sex - it gave me an ear infection.
During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else.
I like to read biographies of authors that I love, like Richard Yates. I also like to see what non-fiction authors are out there. My bible is Something Happened. It's one of the greatest books I've ever read. But if I don't read a Dostoevsky soon I'm going to kill myself.
For 45 years I've worked without an audience.

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