The best Quotes by Elvis Duran

Social media has given us the world at our fingertips every morning. And we watch it change, live. In the morning, in the old days, we'd read the 'Post,' and that was what we had.

Radio isn't just a jukebox for music anymore because you can get music anywhere.

Halloween is not only about putting on a costume, but it's about finding the imagination and costume within ourselves.

We all know, of course, what to make of our newspapers. The deaf man writes down what the blind man has told him, the village idiot edits it, and their colleagues in the other press houses copy it.

Come on Ted, it's 2012. What do you expect, to meet some cute travel agent when you're reading a newspaper at a bookstore? None of those things exist anymore!

How about a copy of the New York Times? It's like reading the internet, but on paper!

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.

It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.

You can't sell newspapers by saying nice things about something, you can only sell newspapers by creating controversies. Critics aren't creators, they're destroyers.

People think that if they read something in the newspaper or see it on TV, it has to be true.

I did not read newspapers until I became a reporter.

The number of "followers" you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12.

Give me your love and not your like!

A friendly guide about wether I'll be watching your Instagram stories:
______ ______ ______ (maybe)
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (hell no!)

I find Social Media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.

Social Media is now the best way for us to introduce ourselves to the world, right? What we reveal or what we hide about ourselves, tells a story of who we are.

I threw my 20th birthday party at Brown, and I didn't even have to say to anyone not to put pictures on Facebook. Not a single picture went up. That was when I knew I’d found a solid group of friends, and I felt like I belonged.

We need to think about how young people use social networks. When things get out of hand we may have to regulate them or cut them off.

Regarding social media, I really don't understand what appears to be the general population's lack of concern over privacy issues in publicizing their entire lives on the Internet for others to see to such an extent... but hey it's them, not me, so whatever.

It doesn't matter who has the most friends or likes or followers. If you just have one or two great friends who will support you.

The perfect life online means nothing when you're miserable in real life.

In the new era, thought itself will be transmitted by radio.

I love radio - it is part of your life, whispering into your ear. You can't see it, but equally importantly it can't see you.

With the advent of radio and recording, music became an industry rather than just a tradition.

A world without radio is a deaf world.

Halloween. The one day of the year it's socially acceptable to play dress-up. The only question is, who do you want to be? There are costumes to make men feel like boys again. Or turn little girls into queens.

Like all good things the witching hour must come to an end. True natures are revealed. Tricks are turned into treats. And taking off costumes is as much fun as putting them on. Except for little girls who forget that Halloween is only one night. They wear their costumes for so long pretty soon they can’t even remember who they were before they put them on. XOXO - Gossip Girl.

Everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies. It's a conspiracy!

Man, I love Halloween. It's the only time of year when a black man can wear a mask at night and not get arrested!

Billy: "Halloween's a magical holiday. All about family, friends, and the thrill of getting to be someone else for a day."
Tommy: "Wrong! Halloween's about candy. And scaring people, but mostly candy."

Halloween is all about being bold, daring, and creative. You get to be someone else for the night thanks to makeup and a costume.

Every Halloween I bring a spare costume. In case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party. That way I have a second chance to make a first impression.

Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total sl*t and no other girls can say anything about it.

I love getting in a Halloween spirit. I buy candy, and when trick-or-treaters come to my door, I eat it in their faces, to show that nothing in life is free!

Stop using Halloween as an excuse to dress sl*tty - dress sl*tty every day!

One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.

What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?
The Wok.

I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.