What makes me unique is that I'm normal.
For me, the best vacation is just relaxing on the couch!
If my life were a song it would probably be titled 'Roller Coaster', up and down all the time.
The minute I get a big head and start acting like the big man on campus, it's all downhill from there.
I wanted people to see that I really am a real person. I'm not just some guy who was on a TV show, some guy engulfed in the Hollywood life. I'm just a normal guy when it comes down to it.
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Michael: "Don't forget my North Carolina shorts!"
Daffy: "Your shorts? From college?"
Michael: "I wore them under my Chicago Bulls uniform every game."
Looney Tunes: "Eeeew."
Michael: "I washed them after every game."
Daffy: "Hahaha... sure!"
Daffy: "Your shorts? From college?"
Michael: "I wore them under my Chicago Bulls uniform every game."
Looney Tunes: "Eeeew."
Michael: "I washed them after every game."
Daffy: "Hahaha... sure!"
They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to North Carolina - and that's pretty much the same thing.
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Joe Biden - März 2024
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The Wok.
The Wok.
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I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.