The best Quotes by Chuck Jones

The best Quotes by Chuck Jones

Charles Martin Jones (September 21, 1912 – February 22, 2002) was an American animator, director, and painter, best known for his work with Warner Bros. Cartoons on the Looney Tunes.

The older I get, the more individuality I find in animals and the less I find in humans.
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There is absolutely no inevitability as long as there is the willingness to think.
The rules are simple. Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out.
Fog and smog should not be confused and are easily separated by color.
Anyone can negatively criticize - it is the cheapest of all comment because it requires not a modicum of the effort that suggestion requires.

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Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive!
I know this defies the law of gravity, but I never studied law!
Of course I talk to myself. Because sometimes, I need expert advice.
So you call yourself a mounty. He he he, you can't catch me. Why, you couldn't even catch a cold.
Well, what did you expect in an opera? A happy ending?
Okay, okay I'm shuttin' up. Why should I continue to keep yappin' when I'm told to shut up? I'm not the kind that don't know when to stop.
Jumpin' without a parachute? Kinda dangerous, ain't it?
I'll be scared later. Right now I'm too mad.
Do you happen to know what the penalty is for shooting a fricaseeing rabbit without a fricaseeing rabbit license?
For shame, doc. Hunting rabbits with an elephant gun. Why don't you shoot yourself an elephant?
Oh you're mistaken Mac, you see I'm not 777174, I'm only three and a half.
Bugs: "We need your help!"
Michael: "But I'm a Baseball player now."
Bugs: "Right, and I'm a Shakespearean actor."
Daffy: "Listen. How's this for a new team name? The Ducks!"
Bugs: "Please! What kinda Mickey Mouse organization would name their team 'The Ducks'?"
You see, these aliens come from outer space, and they want to make us slaves in their theme park. Eh, what do we care? They're little, so we challenge them to a basketball game. But then they show up and they ain't so little, they're huge! We need to beat these guys, 'cause they're talking about slavery! They're gonna make us do stand-up comedy! The same jokes, every night, for all eternity! We're gonna be locked up like wild animals and then trotted out to perform for a bunch of lowbrow, bug-eyed, fat-headed, humor-challenged aliens! Eh, what I'm trying to say is... we need your help!!
If you're happy and you know it, you're probably annoying someone who isn't.
I am a duck bent on self-preservation.
Help me, please. I'm too moist and tender to retire!
Consequences, Schmonsequences. As long as I'm rich...
Go on! Shoot me again! I enjoy it! I love the smell of burnt feathers and gunpowder and cordite!
Obviously I'm dealing with inferior mentalities.
I'm so crazy I don't know this isn't possible.
Bugs: "Now it's my turn to do an act."
Daffy: "Go ahead! I'd love to see the audience boo you off the stage!"
California has officially announced that jaywalking is now no longer a crime. So congratulations to the Californians who like walking places. This is great news for the six of you.
Trevor Noah in The Daily Show - October 2022
New Mexico. It's another state. I mean, it's like California, just less traffic.
Lalo Salamanca in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 5
We all have our little faults. Mine's in California.
All creative people should be required to leave California for three months every year.
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Helsinki may not be as cold as you make it out to be, but California is still a lot nicer. I don't remember the last time I couldn't walk around in shorts all day.
The apparent ease of California life is an illusion, and those who believe the illusion real live here in only the most temporary way.
Why can't you compare Washington State and Florida?
Because it'd be like comparing apples and oranges.
One doesn't soon forget the natural beauty of Washington, although those of us who live here do sometimes take it for granted.
They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Washington - and that's pretty much the same thing.
Harry, suffering like this proves you are still a man! This pain is part of being human.
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As much money and life as you could want! The two things most human beings would choose above all - the trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them.
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A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water logged stick will do just fine. A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he'll give you his. How many people can you say that about? How many people can make you feel rare and pure and special? How many people can make you feel extraordinary?
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Who feeds a hungry animal, feeds his own soul.
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Stan: "I may not be very tall, but... I'm slow."
Sylvester: "...and large!"
Daffy: "...and a dork!"
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Too bad you can't practice getting taller, boys.

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