They say God invented whiskey to stop the Irish from rulin' the world.
Irish
2If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop digging.
Landon Ricketts
1This is America, where a lying, cheating degenerate like myself can prosper.
Nigel West Dickens
Men are born, and then they're formed. At least, that’s how I see it.
John Marston
Listen to me. When the time comes, you gotta run and don’t look back.
Arthur Morgan
1I'm with you there. There's nothin' worse than a nobody thinking he's a somebody.
Irish
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Here's to good Irish friends - never above you, never below you, always beside you!
If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family.
You're not in America now, you're in Ireland. So have a drink and shut up!
Matthew Goode - Leap Year
On St. Patrick's Day we celebrate our green heritage. The ancestry of Ireland. It is a day to celebrate what it means to be Irish and of Irish descent.
The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination.
Being Irish is very much a part of who I am. I take it everywhere with me.
Ireland is a land of poets and legends, of dreamers and rebels.
Ireland... Europe's Boston.
John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)
My favorite food from my homeland is Guinness. My second choice in Guinness. My third choice - would have to be Guinness.
Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.
We may have bad weather in Ireland, but the sun shines in the hearts of the people and that keeps us all warm.
Trash talk? Smack talk? This is an American term that makes me laugh. I simply speak the truth. I'm an Irish man.
Put an Englishman into the garden of Eden, and he would find fault with the whole blasted concern;
put a Yankee in, and he would see where he could alter it to advantage;
put an Irishman in, and he would want to boss the thing;
put a Dutchman in, and he would proceed to plant it.
put a Yankee in, and he would see where he could alter it to advantage;
put an Irishman in, and he would want to boss the thing;
put a Dutchman in, and he would proceed to plant it.
Look, for the last time: We have nothing to protect but our honor. So you can take your cheap horse piss that you call "whiskey" which, by the way, is spelled without an "e" and is nothing compared to a Single Malt Scotch and you can go fk yourself.
I wish to live to 150 years old, but the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other.
Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky, and a dog to eat the rare steak.
What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.
Lenny Feder: "Doctor, wouldn't it be nice if there was a cure for anger?"
Dr. Larry: "There is. It's called Jack Daniels."
Dr. Larry: "There is. It's called Jack Daniels."
Grown Ups - 2
I got some scotch. Aged eighteen years. The way I like it.
Jeanine Stifler / Stifler's Mom in American Pie - 1
Mel: "Any chance of getting a cosmo?"
Jack: "Nope. Not unless you brought your own Cointreau."
Mel: "I did not. So, mixed drinks are not...-"
Jack: "Not our thing. But I have all the boys: Johnnie, Jack, and Jim."
Jack: "Nope. Not unless you brought your own Cointreau."
Mel: "I did not. So, mixed drinks are not...-"
Jack: "Not our thing. But I have all the boys: Johnnie, Jack, and Jim."
Jack Sheridan in Virgin River - Season 1 Episode 1
Whisky's good proofing water. Tells you who's real and who isn't.
Thomas Shelby in Peaky Blinders - Season 1 Episode 3
It is St. Patrick's Day and here in Scranton, that is a huge deal. It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas.
Michael Scott in The Office - Season 6 Episode 19
Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you.
St. Patrick's Day is a celebration filled with folklore, fantasy, food, and fun. From shamrocks and leprechauns to green food and drink, this is a holiday for all ages.
May the love and protection Saint Patrick can give be yours in abundance as long as you live.
Bless your little Irish heart - and every other Irish part.
May your blessings outnumber the shamrocks that grow.
And may trouble avoid you wherever you go.
And may trouble avoid you wherever you go.
Yeah, it's St. Paddy's Day. Everyone's Irish tonight.
Norman Reedus - The Boondock Saints
Wishing you a pot o' gold
and all the joy your heart can hold.
and all the joy your heart can hold.
May you have all the happiness and luck that life can hold - and at the end of your rainbows ay you find a pot of gold.
Never iron a four-leaf clover, because you don't want to press your luck.
Wishing you the happiness of a Leprechaun's gold and a day of songs of love that will never grow old.
The World is going to come to an end tonight. Yes think about it. End of the World, Nostradamus, Notre Dame, Fighting Irish, Irish, St. Patrick's Day. This is it Bro. Bro-calypse Now... Bro-Mageddon.
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 3 Episode 12
Marshall: "What the hell happened?"
Barney: "I said no questions asked."
Marshall: "Star, clover, horseshoe... Barney, did you swallow real versions of all the Lucky Charms items?"
Barney: "No questions asked! Now come on. Let's hit the bar. I'm buying. I just won 50 bucks from a little Irish guy on a dare."
Barney: "I said no questions asked."
Marshall: "Star, clover, horseshoe... Barney, did you swallow real versions of all the Lucky Charms items?"
Barney: "No questions asked! Now come on. Let's hit the bar. I'm buying. I just won 50 bucks from a little Irish guy on a dare."
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 7
Incoming friendly fire! Dodge - or don't. Your call.
Helldivers - 2
Dispense peace with the ultimate weaponry!
Helldivers - 2
Return, refit, and redeploy to purge the stain of this failure with the peroxide of victory.
Helldivers - 2
Sylvanas: "Isn't it obvious, Warchief? I serve the Horde."
Garrosh: "Watch your clever mouth, b*tch!"
Garrosh: "Watch your clever mouth, b*tch!"
Garrosh Hellscream in World of Warcraft - Cataclysm
My ideals have no stains.
I must correct you. People here bear no sins in the eyes of the gods... Only laws and the Tribunal can judge someone.
They can judge even me. So praise my magnificence and purity.
I must correct you. People here bear no sins in the eyes of the gods... Only laws and the Tribunal can judge someone.
They can judge even me. So praise my magnificence and purity.
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