The best Quotes by David Copperfield

I could make the whole of Manhattan disappear into Jennifer Lopez's amazing butt.

There is a safe spot within every tornado. My job is to find it.

Demonic figures and occult themes have disappeared from modern magic.

I'm just waiting for people to start asking me to make the rain disappear.

Magic and new technology have always walked hand in hand - even back in the days of Robert Houdin.

The real secret of magic lies in the performance.

I met so many men and it's like they're all the same
My appetite for loving is now my hunger pain
And when I'm feeling sexy, who's gonna comfort me?
My only problem is their insecurity

The world is full of magic. Small things become big. Winter turns to spring. One thing always changes into another.

Magic blooms only in rare souls.

Where there is kindness, there is goodness and where there is goodness there is magic.

Words are, in my not so humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic, capable of both inflicting injury and remedying it.

We do not need magic to change the world, we carry all the power we need inside ourselves already: we have the power to imagine better.

Your ancestors called it magic and you call it science. Well, I come from a place where they're one in the same thing.

Magic is very alluring. Without you she may lose herself to it.

Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.

It's magic that brought us together. And that magic is called hope.

Chaos is the most dangerous thing in this world. It is all around us all the time. Volatile and powerful. Magic is organizing chaos.

Magic causes as much trouble as it cures.

Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.

Genius is another word for magic, and the whole point of magic is that it is inexplicable.

So long as the audience thinks that "seeing is believing," there's no limit to the number of tricks I can pull off!

Charlotte: "But only if you're feeling up to seeing people, Carrie."
Carrie: "I see people all day long. I live in Manhatten."

We got twenty-one bridges in and out of Manhattan. Shut them down. Three rivers. Close them. Four tunnels. Block them. Stop every train and loop the subways. Then we flood the island with blue.

They’ll have to open Manhattan by morning. Eight dead policemen is one thing, but the stock market losing billions of dollars is quite another.

Mumbai is like Manhattan. There's a certain pace, a social life and the thrill of a professional life.

By "entertainment" they mean "table-shuffle-board", Makramee classes and other non-stimulating activities which are only used in Manhatten to calm down drug-addicts and the criminaly insane.

Stanford: "This is Manhattan, even the shrinks have shrinks."
Carrie: "The fact was, Stanford was right. The therapist was as ubiquitous in Manhattan as pirated cable."
Stanford: "I have three. One when I want to be cuddled, one when I want tough Iove and one for when I just want to Iook at a really beautiful man."
Carrie: "That's sick."
Stanford: "Which is why I see the other two."

Manhattan, for millions of our forefathers, the gateway to hope, opportunity and happiness beyond their wildest dreams. Today, that hope is still alive, it's called "The First Date". On Saturday nights, every restaurant in Lower Manhattan resembles its own little Ellis Island.

One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.

What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?
The Wok.

I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.