The best Quotes by Monica Geller

The best Quotes by Monica Geller

Monica E. Geller is a fictional character, one of the six main characters who appears on the American sitcom Friends. Created by David Crane and Marta Kauffman, and portrayed by actress Courteney Cox, Monica appears in all of the show's 236 episodes, from its premiere in 1994, to its finale in 2004.

Chandler: "Oh my God, those are my bedroom eyes? Why did you ever sleep with me?"
Monica: "Do you really want to pull at that thread?"
Friends - Season 7 Episode 5
Chandler: "Wait a minute, is she going for spring vacation or is she going for spring break?"
Ross: "What's the difference?"
Monica: "Well, a spring vacation you're doing nice things with your grandparents. Spring break you're doing frat guys."
Friends - Season 6 Episode 19
Alice Knight: "We were just at the drugstore, so we got you a little present."
Frank Buffay: "It's a lollipop and a home pregnancy test."
Monica: "Don't mix those up, you could really ruin that lollipop."
Friends - Season 4 Episode 12
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Joey: "It's never taken me more than a week to get over a relationship."
Monica: "It's never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship."
Friends - Season 3 Episode 17
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Ross: "My new beeper."
Joey: "Why does a paleontologist need a beeper?"
Monica: "Is it for dinosaur emergencies? Help! They're still extinct!"
Friends - Season 1 Episode 22
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Rules are good. Rules help control the fun.
Friends - Season 5 Episode 5
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Love lasts forever, you know? Nothing like it in this lifetime. Money in the bank.
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Joey: "Pheebs, wanna help?"
Phoebe: "I wish I could, but I don't want to."
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Ross: "I could ask her to live with me. I mean, why not?"
Chandler: "Because you've only known her for six weeks. I've got a carton of milk in my refrigerator I've had a longer relationship with."
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Joey: "You're smoking again?"
Chandler: "Well, actually, yesterday I was smoking again. Today, I'm smoking still."
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Phoebe: "I was the last to know when you had a crush on Joey when he was moving in."
Joey: "What?"
Phoebe: "Oh, looks like I was second to last."
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Monica: "Chandler and I have this pact not to have sex again until the wedding."
Ross: "A 'no sex'-pact, huh? I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America."
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Nice try. You see, the Netherlands is this make-believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from.
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Joey: "Some girl ate Monica."
Monica: "Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds!"
Chandler: "So how many cameras are actually on you?"
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Phoebe: "It's not mine, I didn't earn it. If i kept it, it would be like stealing."
Rachel: "Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping."
Rachel Green in Friends - Season 1 Episode 3
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Joey: "My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral."
Chandler: "Joey... Switzerland?"
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Rachel: "I will see you and I'll raise you. Do you wanna waste another buck?"
Ross: "No, not this time. What did you have?"
Rachel: "I'm not telling."
Ross: "Come on, show them."
Rachel: "Get your hands out of there!"
Chandler: "I've had dates like this."
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Phoebe: "Now we need the s-men of a righteous man."
Rachel: "If we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place."
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Monica: "This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex."
Chandler: "Sounds like a date to me."
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Moo Point. It's like a cow's opinion, it just doesn't matter.
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Joey: "I'm having new headshows taken tomorrow,right? And the photographer said that she thinks I should have my eyebrows waxed. Is that weird for a guy?"
Phoebe: "Well, it depends."
Joey: "On?"
Phoebe: "On how far along he is in the sex change process."
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Ross: "She's got to go back to London. But, you know what? I've been prepared for this from the start. We both knew we had two weeks together and then that's it."
Joey: "That's what all my relationships are like."
Chandler: "Yes, but in Ross' case, they both know in two weeks that's it."
Chandler Bing in Friends - Season 4 Episode 16
Joey: "Can you close that window, Chandler? My nipples could cut glass over here."
Phoebe: "Wait, really? 'Cause mine get me out of tickets."
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Joey: "I had the same dream."
Phoebe: "Yeah, and nobody slept with that Xerox girl."
Joey: "Oh, I had the opposite dream."
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Phoebe: "For your information, this happens to be a pain like no man will ever experience."
Chandler: "I don't think you can make that statement, unless you've been kicked in the area, God only meant to be treated nicely."
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Joey: "Monica, relax. Go get a beer."
Monica: "I don't want a beer."
Joey: "Who said it was for you?"
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Ross: "It's just that I don't think breast milk is for adults."
Chandler: "Although, the packaging does appeal to adults and kids alike."
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Ross: "Look, will you guys grow up? This is the most natural, beautiful thing in the world."
Joey: "Yeah, we know, but there's a baby sucking on it."
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Ross: "Rach, did you proofread these?"
Rachel: "Why?"
Ross: "Nothing. I'm sure they'll be impressed with your 'compuper' skills."
Rachel: "Oh, my God! Do you think it's on all of them?"
Joey: "No, I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few."
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I'm sick of the lousy tips. I'm sick of being called 'Excuse Me'.
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Chandler: "This piece of furniture was fine until your breakfast adventure with Angela Delveccio."
Joey: "You knew about that?"
Chandler: "The impressions you made in the butter left little to the imagination."
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Elliot: "I'm not hiding, I was just looking for my... you know, the... I was looking for my dignity."
J.D.: "Did you find it?"
Elliot: "No. I must've left it at college."
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I've spent the past three-and-a-half years staring at greaseboards full of equations; before that, I spent four years working on my thesis; before that, I was in college, and before that... I was in the fifth grade.
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Grandma & Grandpa are like stars... you can't always see them but you know - they're always there.
"Grandma, what is love?"
"It's the smile on your face as you think about me when you're grown up."
Not everything has to make sense. It's totally fine when it's fun.
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A good player knows how to win the game, a good character knows how to lose it, while smiling.
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Can't change the world by following all the rules.
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Hermione: "I mean, it's sort of exciting isn't it? Breaking the rules."
Ron: "Who are you and what have you done with Hermione Granger?"
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Chandler's Mom: "Anything you want from Lisbon?"
Chandler: "Just knowing you're there is enough."
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"You're such a nice guy" means "I'm gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them to you."
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Joey: "You broke the code."
Ross: "What code?"
Joey: "You don't kiss your friend's mom. Sisters are okay, maybe a hot-Iooking aunt, but not a mom. Never a mom!"
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Women can see breasts anytime they want. You just look down, and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me.
Joey Tribbiani in Friends - Season 1 Episode 5
Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"
Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12

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