Peralta: "I'm just gonna grab a healthy breakfast."
Holt: "Are those gummybears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?"
Peralta: "Breakfast-Burrito... but, yeah."
Holt: "I pity your dentist."
Peralta: "Joke's on you, I don't have a dentist!"
Holt: "Are those gummybears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?"
Peralta: "Breakfast-Burrito... but, yeah."
Holt: "I pity your dentist."
Peralta: "Joke's on you, I don't have a dentist!"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Season 1 Episode 15
1Guy: "I'm super glad you guys are here right now. Are you smelling that weed smell? 'Cause a dude broke in, smoked weed and bolted."
Jacob: "Do you think it's the same dude that left that bong there on the floor?"
Jacob: "Do you think it's the same dude that left that bong there on the floor?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Season 1 Episode 1
1Quotes about Jacob Peralta
Jacob Peralta is my best detective. He likes putting away bad guys and he loves solving puzzles. The only puzzle he hasn't solved is how to grow up.
Terry Jeffords in Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Season 1 Episode 1
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Raymond: "Here are two pictures. One is your locker, the other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?"
Jacob: "That one's the dump?"
Raymond: "They're both your locker!"
Jacob: "That one's the dump?"
Raymond: "They're both your locker!"
Captain Raymond Holt in Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Season 1 Episode 2
1Raymond: "Everyone! I'm your new commanding officer, Captain Ray Holt."
Amy: "Speech!"
Raymond: "That was my speech."
Amy: "Speech!"
Raymond: "That was my speech."
Captain Raymond Holt in Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Season 1 Episode 1
1Wuntch: "Hello Raymond, how do you like my new office? Twentieth floor."
Raymond: "Yes, I never thought I'd see you this high without a broom under you."
Raymond: "Yes, I never thought I'd see you this high without a broom under you."
She's a devil and you don't dance with the devil, because you get burned. Also because in Madeline's case, she has no rhythm and her hands are like little rat claws.
Wuntch: "Sticks and Stones, Raymond."
Raymond: "Describing your breakfast?"
Raymond: "Describing your breakfast?"
Thirty white horses on a red hill,
First they champ,
Then they stamp,
Then they stand still.
[Teeth]
First they champ,
Then they stamp,
Then they stand still.
[Teeth]
Women reject me for 100 different reasons. White teeth would reduce that to 99 problems.
Alan Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 10 Episode 2
1Randall: "I thought you said he was a doctor?"
Dinkle: "Dentists are doctors!"
Randall: "Yeah, and birds are books. What a loser."
Dinkle: "Dentists are doctors!"
Randall: "Yeah, and birds are books. What a loser."
Randall Crawford in Paradise PD - Season 1 Episode 1
Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"
Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12