The best Quotes by Munshi Premchand

To be successful in life what you need is education, not literacy and degrees.

A household can never appear prosperous without a cow. How auspicious it is to wake up in the morning to the mooing of your own cow!

Trees bear fruits only to be eaten by others; the fields grown grains, but they are consumed by the world. Cows give milk, but she doesn't drink it herself - that is left to others. Clouds send rain only to quench the parched earth. In such giving, there is little space for selfishness.

People are so selfish. Those you help are the ones who turn against you.

Secrets of the past! Who does not wish to keep the past locked in a cage like a ferocious beast? The rich are sleepless for fear of thieves. The respectable have to guard their reputations in the same way.

Giving a child an education is by far one of the most important investments we can make.

It's wrong to think that an educational system could work without conveying values!

A dog is the greatest gift a parent can give a child. OK, a good education, then a dog.

No man should escape our universities without knowing how little he knows.

Education is that human process of feeding your mind with ideas that it never had before, or information you never had.

Education is the ability to distinguish between useful and useless knowledge.

The value of a college education is not the learning of many facts, but the training of the mind to think.

We know that education is the key to unlocking human potential.

Educated people are easy to govern.

I hate when people confuse education with intelligence. You can have a bachelor's degree and still be an idiot.

Education is a vacine for violence.

Education is the power to think clearly, the power to act well in the worlds work, and the power to appreciate life.

Having an education is invaluable.

Elliot: "I'm not hiding, I was just looking for my... you know, the... I was looking for my dignity."
J.D.: "Did you find it?"
Elliot: "No. I must've left it at college."

I've spent the past three-and-a-half years staring at greaseboards full of equations; before that, I spent four years working on my thesis; before that, I was in college, and before that... I was in the fifth grade.

Classes will dull your mind, destroy the potential for authentic creativity.

I'm going to college. I don't care if it ruins my career. I'd rather be smart than a movie star.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

Ted: "Oh hey, where are you guys?"
Barney: "We're in a fundraiser, helping young women raise money for community college."
Ted: "Stripclub... nice!"

Long distance is a lie teenagers tell each other to get laid the summer before college.

A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.

Captain Dickson: "New assignment. Since you two cowboys love to drink booze, smoke weed with kids, and f*ck anything with a big ass in jeans with low self-esteem, I'm gonna send you to a place where all that shit is allowed."
Jenko: "Oh, I love Disneyland!"
Captain Dickson: "You two sons of b*tches are going to college!"

My favorite college experience was probably leaving college.

Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything. You've never been out of college. You don't know what it's like out there. I've worked in the private sector. They expect results!

Just because I don't have a college degree doesn't mean I am not smart!

The U.S. Census Bureau acknowledged this fact when it reported that those with a bachelor's degree earn on average $1 million more over their lifetime than those with only a high school diploma.

Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness.

Turns out dad's been putting murdered cows in our hamburgers.

Child, you're a couple cows short of a steak!

You're strong like bull, and smart like cow.

A cow is a cow, no matter how many instagram filters you put on it.

Moo Point. It's like a cow's opinion, it just doesn't matter.

There's nothing like sitting back and talking to your cows.

Wise Man: "We are three wise men."
Brian's mother: "Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me."

"You fight like a dairy farmer."
"How appropriate. You fight like a cow."

One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.

What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?
The Wok.

I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.

I tried phone sex - it gave me an ear infection.